Lmao

lmao

reddit.com/r/funny/comments/61j5as/ladies_please_wipe_the_bench_after_working_out/

I saw that thread earlier.

The amount of SJW cucks defending planet fitness and shaming fit people is absurd.

Im not sure what's worse, reddit or planet fitness

Veeky Forums

Planet fitness is reddit personified. Fat/skinny losers who want to virtue signal but never actually improve, all while putting down those who do want to improve.

reddit is the pits

I would lick that shit of man.

i don't doubt it

I just really want to know what pussy tastes like.

buy escort. they are a bit more expensive but they are very clean

Salty coins and milk.

Like bags of sand

>going on /r/funny

Even by reddit standards it's terrible

I am confused as to what you mean
I did but I was rather nervouse and it didnt help. It only made me feel like more of a failure becouse I lost my virginity to prostitute.

green text the story

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

>be me
>nearly 21 and read the stories of people here who are 28 and virgins
>decide to get a hooker so that I at least wont be a virgin
> go to her house
>it starts of rather well with a blowjob but quickly goes downhill from there
> I start putting it inside her vagina
>realise oh shit what if I suck at sex
>quickly loose the urge to cum and stiffy becomes flacid
> she ends up just pulling it out herself and finishing me off with a blowjob.
And yeah after that I walked home from your moms place.

I don't have a mom, I have 2 dads

That explains the shitty vagina then.

>pic related is considered NSFW at reddit

fucking hell fuck off cuck

Youre thinking of cum, you fucking retard. Go
listen to the song again.

/thread

so why would you lick the shit of man?

MODS

dude you need to stop eating out chicks with yeast infections

this stain will probably just taste like sweat

It's an old meme, user. Might be best not to google it, though.

>PF
>working out hard enough to sweat
Pick one.

>PF
>Everyone automatically sweats from fat

A little like sweet source sauce from Mc Donalds and pee not bad tho, exactly my thoughts were it would be great with tendies

who the fuck is paying THIS MUCH attention to bench sweat, some kind of weird gym pervert?

>lick the back of your hand
>let dry for 5 sec
>smell

couldn't find anything. explain it to me