Lmao

Salty coins and milk.

Like bags of sand

>going on /r/funny

Even by reddit standards it's terrible

I am confused as to what you mean
I did but I was rather nervouse and it didnt help. It only made me feel like more of a failure becouse I lost my virginity to prostitute.

green text the story

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

>be me
>nearly 21 and read the stories of people here who are 28 and virgins
>decide to get a hooker so that I at least wont be a virgin
> go to her house
>it starts of rather well with a blowjob but quickly goes downhill from there
> I start putting it inside her vagina
>realise oh shit what if I suck at sex
>quickly loose the urge to cum and stiffy becomes flacid
> she ends up just pulling it out herself and finishing me off with a blowjob.
And yeah after that I walked home from your moms place.

I don't have a mom, I have 2 dads

That explains the shitty vagina then.

>pic related is considered NSFW at reddit

fucking hell fuck off cuck