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>tfw sprained one ankle and broke the other
>no standing lifts for half a year

watch me get grossly thicc by angrily doing inhuman bench and seated ohp volume all fucking week

>Want to be ottermode
>bodyweight +cardio for years
>good results except
>genetics have somehow cursed me to be thicc by this definition
>no matter how much cardio I do, I still hold a shitload of muscle from just my bodyweight stuff and yoga (which I only do for core stability to improve cardio)
>5'11" manlet, so yeah manlet gainz, but I don't feel like it should be like this
>still have all my hair so I guess that's good
>gay dudes hit on me all the time at grocery stores and shit.
>Not gay myself. God, that shut gets old.
>Get decent enough attention from girls, but want more.
>Just want to be ottermode (what girls want)

there are quite a few girls who love thicc men m8

t. London

>tfw no thicc bf

why live?

Been there, sucks but is doable. Even tried rack pulls while kneeling on a bench at some point. With, ahem, mixed results.

so that one day you can BE the thicc bf

you're a dyel

>body type predestined me to be thicc
>just want to be a waif

Nice legs.

thanks mr70s big you are my idol

Im doing everything you wanted in TM and my upper body is getting better now, In one year I will no longer be t-rex mode