Have you ever lied at the gym?

Have you ever lied at the gym?
I have made a big lie and need help

>Been at the gym 6 months
>made no progress because I am a beta skelly scared to use things
>started pretending to be anorexic because I thought it might excuse my behaviour
>haven't openly said it but do things to make it seem that way
>always bring in food then look at it and throw it away
>make stomach growling noises when nobody is looking so they think I am hungry
>ask the PT's if there are any calories in their workout mats
>stare at the protein bar vending machine for 20 minutes a visit
>pinch my stomach fat in front of the mirror
>pat my pelvis
>loudly shout 'NO SUGAR NO FAT' when I finish my reps

This was OK for a while but today a PT came up and banned me from the gym until I get healthy

What the fuck can I do? They might not believe the truth

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>>loudly shout 'NO SUGAR NO FAT' when I finish my reps

at least you have ballz big enough to shout

nice b8

Pack on like 50 lbs of fat, then go back to the gym and start purging in the bathroom loudly and obviously.

The fucking levels of autism

Try this.

Go to the gym put on 3 plates on the bench. And lift it. Make sure you do it when no one is around. It'll fix all your problems.

>>ask the PT's if there are any calories in their workout mats

anorexics worry about that stuff

>>make stomach growling noises when nobody is looking so they think I am hungry

Pls record these noises and post a vocaroo link.