Have you ever lied at the gym?

Its something like this?
vocaroo.com/i/s0ak8YQFRV0o
The acoustics in my room aren't as good as the gym

>vocaroo.com/i/s0ak8YQFRV0o

Dare I say you might be the most autistic of us all OP

I keked way more than I should have, thanks you autistic fuck

Every week I go to a new gym and claim I've just moved into the area. I ask for a free three day trial to see if the gym is right for me and most give it without fuss. I travel a lot with work so in new areas with a new supply of free gyms almost every week.

user....why?

The autism is strong with this one.

>lie about being a lab tech
>say I workout on breaks
>start getting asked where I work
>others want a good word for them

...

Overheard that day in the back office

>I feel bad for the guy. Faking an eating disorder is some fucked up shit just to get attention.

Fucking dead