>The three black OG's.
These three 60+ y/o black men who are all 300+ and do chest and arms every day. In between sets they do dispense wisdom about women, gains and life in general.
>that person at the gym
Chase Fisher
Gabriel Bell
>the mongol horde
Anywhere from 5 to 10 asian guys, none above 150 lbs, that bench less than 135 with gloves, straps, and chalk. Bonus points if they take up a machine or bench for 45+ minutes. Extra bonus points if they aren't wearing gym clothes.
Xavier Robinson
>half Asian guy with a man bun/ponytail who is always doing legs all the time or on a bike
>DYEL in a sheriff shirt who's always on the StairMaster or roman chair
>Midlife crises mike who drives his big as fuck scooter up to the door to park it so you can go inside and stand around.
Jose Murphy
>tfw gf is stacy mcsquats
Heres mine
dad jeans
>walks into gym
>hes wearing his dad jeans
>does some machine work
>breaks a little sweat
>unsticks his balls from his thighs every 10 seconds
>promptly exits after 20 minutes
Kevin Murphy
you're
Luis Ward
The Russian
>very skinny yet muscular
>looks alcoholic
>bald
>wears extremely cheap looking short shorts
>looks sad
The Autist
>always looks at the ground
>always wears headphones to avoid conversation
>hovers around you until you're done using equipment he needs
>doesn't look in the mirrors due to being very insecure
>never speaks to anyone
>goes late at night to avoid being around others
The "I'm only here to get away from my wife" Old Man
>never really pushes himself, just strolls around and does a few curls or sits on a machine and takes long breaks between sets
>often with other old men
>thinks the locker room is a hang out location
>is the only type of person to use the showers / steam room there every visit
The Big Farmer
>simple and sad looking
>has a big gut and doesn't dress very well
>very polite
>pushes very respectable weights
The Skeleton Horde
>group of high school boys that come in and just stand around
>every one in the while work out with way too much weight and poor form in an attempt to impress each other
>expensive clothing and gear
>on their iphones
>almost never do free weights
Sweaty Black Man
>is way too loud with his grunts
>sweats over every thing
>you don't really want to use the water fountain after he does
>probably spent time in prison
>looks at girl's ass' while they squat
The Goblin
>5 foot 4 tall guy
>has an insanely hairy back
>carries around a tiny 1 litre milk jug filled with water
>has been working out for years but doesn't really have any results
The California Dad
>is balding
>tan
>past his prime and stressing about it
>making up for all of this with trendy clothes and working out
>looks happy up front but you can tell he is dying inside
Isaac Ward
>The Autist
that's you, isn't it?
Nathan Phillips
This! There's like 3-4 5'3 asians at my gym every time.
Colton Adams
Slovenian guy:
>ex pro ice hockey player
>doesn't do warm up sets, just goes straight into very heavy weight
>roids acne
>Curls in the squat rack for heavy triples
Nathan Gutierrez
>the mongol horde
Lel almost made me spit my drink