Just starting

You are disgusting

Losing weight isn't really about excercise, you sack of lard, it's aboout diet.

>If anyone can respond with a decent workout regiment that would be great.
I recommend 3x5 putting down the cakes

Diet causes weight loss much more than exercise.

This, if you want to achieve weightlessness you need to stop eating.

Yes, there are plenty of decent workout regiments that would suit your basic needs of getting into shape. What nobody here can help you with is finding the one that you will want to be consistent with and motivated to do every day.

Most fucktards here are gonna meme your shit up all day. I recommend finding a gym that provides instructed classes. This can be cycling, TRX, "Boot camp" whatever. You'll be motivated by the people around you and the instructor, and you'll never really have to think about what it is you have to do that day in the gym. You just show up, shut up, and work out.

Also, I recommend crossfit. It's fun as hell, has lots of QTpies, and will yield real results. The biggest con is that it can be expensive compared to a regular gym membership. But if you're not a poor fag, give it a shot. Most gyms will provide a one week free trial so you can see if it is for you or not.

Do NOT listen to this guy

>recommends crossfit
>kys

Sorry but your causes are inferior

>I recommend crossfit

Dude someone recommended me an animu the other day on Veeky Forums and it was this qt3.14 pirate moe girl wearing a pirate hat. I accidentally lost the link

>pls help senpai

Probably kiniro mosaic