Embarrassing gym stories thread

He's polish not German. He just likes to larp as a kraut for (You)s

>haven't done deadlifts in forever, trying to catch my squat up
>225 x 5 x5
>Couple of 275 triples
>oly bro walks to next pad. Cleans 225 as a warm up

Goddamnit

Australia has gyms?

Failed a penis inspection day at school. At least kids forgot about it soon afterwards

I took a dude's towel one time, forget I left mine in the sauna. He buzzed right up to me

UM EXCUSE ME I THINK SOME ONE MAY HAVE TAKEN MY TOWEL?!!??!!

and I was like, whoopsie, here you go, mine looks just like it and he gave me a massive stink eye

I'm all like bro we're naked here, our dicks are literally hanging out and you're going to be a dick about an honest mistake?

fuck off lad my Egyptian cotton towels aren't cheap and I don't want your fucking dick and balls rubbing on them

>implying they are able to use the internet, let alone comprehend arguments

>Being this Omega

> "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME CUNT"

My sides are orbiting Alpha Centauri

/pol/ pls go.
Worst board.