>late at night >curls >pack of negro africanus >nervous but only time I can workout >they start staring >walk over to me >feel like running but too beta to move >walk past me >go harass cardio bunny >they start getting grabby >shrieks >coalition of swole staff runs in >angry greek man >balloon animal black man >swole white guy named evan >maintenance guy holding wrench >mini fight commences >negro topples plate rack >managers tell them gtfo >niggers scurry out >greek man pats me on back >"you did the right thing getting our attention" >tfw I was the one who shrieked
Parker Cooper
>things that never happened
Camden Brown
lmao
Ayden Fisher
kek'd hard
Kayden Wright
Eat your own dick faggot
Christopher Lopez
>nigger internet defense force
Bentley Miller
> Senior year of HS > Was strongest kid in school > Working out in school gym and 4 10/10's are watching me and my friend lift >Decide to show off and do hand stand pushups resting my feet against the wall > As soon as i get my feet up and go down to do one my entire left hamstring cramps up > Fall down screaming in pain and for the gym trainer to help me > Qt. 3.14's are standing laughing literally like pic
It was one of my lowest times
Jose Thomas
>let me believe the story where user got intimidated and cucked by black men because i can relate to it!!!
okay, user
Dylan Fisher
Out of all the autistic made up stories I've read, this is among the most made up and most autistic
Jayden Wood
>doing bench presses for the first time >oh fuck too much weight >i'm stuck under the barbell >no problem i can roll this off me before someone sees or i die >fit cutie with a big bubble butt runs over and lifts it right off of me like i was trapped under styrofoam >asks me if i'm ok >wanted to cry/crawl under a rock/jump into her arms like a cartoon character and say, "shucks now i am!"
why can't i be the princess ffs
Dylan Collins
I'm not racist (a little prejudice against *many* folks), but when you get 3 Black dudes / chicks together.... they become the loudest in the room and all of a sudden begin to speak Ebonics.
>I wish it were different. Maybe it is at posh fitness centers.
Aiden Miller
Very funny
Justin Scott
One time I farted while squatting and two girls were about 10 feet behind us. Me and my buddy just laughed for a good 3 minutes then continued.
Camden Myers
> senior year of HS > school basement weight room > do top set 1x5 deadlifts @ 365lb > first rep goes smooth > second rep ok, feel a fart coming and pause to hold it > fart is gone > third rep, proceed to fart that echos through the room > fourth and fifth are repeats > even shit a little on the fifth
I'm just happy it was only me, my friend and the gym advisor in the room
Grayson Phillips
Thanks for the keks guys
Oliver Diaz
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Gavin Williams
holy shit 5/5 kek
Parker Ramirez
Kill yourself you fucking embarrassment to every man before you.
Jayden Hall
>return from party home very early in the morning >decide to go to gym early since it's open 24/7 >lay down to bench >fall asleep instantly >guy wakes me up >"you gonna use that" >"y-yeah" >look at time >been sleeping on the bench for half an hour
Eli Phillips
kek >going to the gym still slightly drunk >Had 6 eggs for breakfast and a shit ton of muesli >bowel_movements.jpg >doing deadlifts >loud, motorcycle-like fart on first rep >repeat pretty much the same fart for the remaining 4 reps >farts kept getting more and more high pitched until the ;last one hit a spectalur high note and sort of whimpered at the end >mfw the gym was fairly quiet at the time so there was no way the group of 3 qts and like 4 powerlifters didn't hear me
Grayson Cruz
>seen a guy at gym drinking Monster Ultra Zero >walk over >point to his sip >"H-how many d-do you do?" >he looks at me >i notice he has earphones in >he takes them out >"Whats up bro? Did you need something?" >"S-S-SIPBOYS R-RIGHT FELLOW FITIZEN?" >i literally yell it out accidentally because im so autistic >looks at me like im retarded >"i dont know what youre on about bro, i got a workout to do" >puts earphones back in and turns away >multiple people looking in my direction like im a fucking weirdo >grab my shit and run out of the gym, didnt even finish my workout
Seriously considering switching to a new gym.
Owen Martin
>disclaimering your statement with im not racist >on an anonymous image board
Ultimate cuck
David Cooper
doesn't your kindergarten have a gym?
Connor Ramirez
Fuck off /pol/. He has a good point.
Aaron Moore
>be me >lifting alone because /no friends/ >get caught mirin the QT who's OHPlmao1/9thpl8 on the way to the bench press >she starts chatting up some guy who works there >be on last set of lmao1.5pl8 because dyel >fail to re-rack half way through >the QT and the guy run to help me re-rack god just fucking kill me >tfw you fail a 1.5pl8 rep in front of people
Noah Wood
this is why i ALWAYS shit before going to the gym
Elijah Bell
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Caleb Thomas
>Weight training class as senior in high school >First time trying to bench 225 after 3 months or so >I'm a skinny fuck, don't judge >Waiting on my gym partner who is always late >Only took the class to laze around in >I waited like 20 mins watching other people workout >Say fuck it >I figured that I'll just use the safeties and I'll be fine >Lay down on bench and I'm getting pumped up >3 little DYEL freshmen come over and started hyping me up >I grin >Watch and learn little fuckmonkeys >I try and re-position my body on the bench by pushing on the bar and moving my feet back >Don't know if that makes sense but fuck you >Anyways, one side of the barbell came out of the j-hook but was stopped by the saftey >It dumped the weight to the ground because #noclips >Fell on one of the freshmen's feet. >Literally the most painful thing he has ever had happened to him from his reaction >I'm only semi-pinned because one side is still in the j-hook >Lift the bar up to help the little toadsucker >But forget that the 100 pounds is still on the other side >Lifted barbell so high that gravity took over >Barbell launched itself at chubby asian kid >Only hit it in the shoulder but he still freaks out >Falls to the ground and starts crying like the first freshman >Look at the 3rd freshman >He's crying for some reason, he didn't even get hit >Everyone runs over to save the freshman >Start herding them away from my rack so the coach doesn't think I was a part of any of this >Gym buddy runs over >Hey brah I was a bit late, why didn't you wait for a spot >MFW
David Hill
iktfb.
this, and i train at home.
Luke Gonzalez
>"you gonna use that" >"y-yeah"
Jaxson Richardson
I'm crying from laughing so hard
William White
>be me at award ceremony senior year >got a letter invitation >thought it was for making the honor roll >nope its just for "most improved" in PE >went from benching 95 to 200 in one year >we're all lined up to take stage >name is called, walk accross the stage to recieve cert from PE coach >ask him "hey can I say something into the mic?" >sure why not >"well you're probably all waiting for me to do this!" >Flex my dyel arms on the front of the stage >nobody laughs >longest walk of shame through the audience straight to the parking lot and sped off
James Brown
(you) :-D
Eli Butler
Kek, I feel you buddy
John Ross
Jesus fucking Christ man
Landon Butler
Thanks brah
Zachary Lee
Kek literally bent over a table from laughter while reading the part with chubby asian kid
Sebastian Miller
> At gym in the middle of the day > large gym, pretty packed too > pre-workout has made its way through me already, go for a power-shit > as I take my place on the throne I see the shadow of the guy in the cubicle next to me > his arm is moving back and forth quickly > think either this guy is rubbing one out or he's shaking a vile of roids or some shit > finish my log, wipe and pull pants up > the guy's arm is still shaking > he's totally having a tug, what the fuck > thinking I'm funny I say quite loudly "are you having a fucking wank?" enough so that others in the bathroom could hear > "that's fucking disgus-" next thing I know, a fucking fist and half a very bulky arm breaks through the wooden cubicle divider > "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME CUNT" > flinched so hard i fell into my cubicle door, i have never been so frightened > arm is thrashing around trying to grab me > flightmode.jpg > people in the bathroom have a look of shock as I sprint out past them > dude yells something else as I'm bailing but I'm too far gone > I was in my car within 20 seconds > left my towel on the leg press > left my log in the toilet bowl > have since been recognised by 1 person from the bathroom that day
and that is the story of how I escaped the furious masturbator
Ryder Flores
Drunk gym is the best. I started pregaming before my workout because I'm dumb and forgot, but wasn't about to puss out and skip, so I went drunk. It made being drunk a lot worse, but made lifting a lot more fun.
Jonathan Campbell
i kek'd/10
Hudson Perez
that is priceless
Adrian Fisher
kekd so hard, thank you for sharing.
Levi Clark
> started Veeky Forums a year ago > go to gym for first time > on squat rack > last rep > accidentally rip ass > as long as it was loud > everything stopped and everyone looked in my direction Never have I wanted to shoot myself on the spot so much
Liam Roberts
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William Nelson
>be me
Charles Turner
>be me, dyel, first time in gym >new to country, not sure of gym ettiquite >blond qt3.14 doing leg curls in tight yoga pants >decide to start humping her >she screams and the gym owners look over at me humping her with a disgusted look >they pull me off of her >one says "sorry about that sir, I hope this doesnt affect your view of us" >they ban her from the gym >thank goodness Sweden is so accepting
Cameron Kelly
>about 3 or so years ago >1 month into lifting squatting 205 for the first time >feel pretty good >on my 5th rep, can't get up, don't have a spotter >oh shit, no safeties cause I'm dumb >almost decapitate myself but somehow do some sort of front to backflip and then a reverse somersault out of the rack >to this day I don't know how/what I did >look up to see a huge samoan guy behind me says "what the fuck, you alright?" >"h-haha gotta start somewhere right?" >he says that whatever I did saved my life and was impressed >I dono man
Elijah Diaz
>making rape jokes based on political situations when nobody was talking about politics get raped and kill yourself.
Easton Hernandez
It was a joke based off the embarrassing gym stories topic that used the current state of sweden as the punchline. Sorry for insulting your country's lenient immigration and rape laws.
Liam Ortiz
Failing a bench rep and having someone save you must be a rite of passage in the gym
Gavin Rivera
Swedecuck detected
Josiah Robinson
I'm from MI you stupid kikes.
Joseph Miller
>At gym a few weeks ago. >Doing lmao2.5pl8 deadlifts 5x3 >Hear a rubbling in my belly >"Just keep doing your workout, it'll be fine" >rumbling moves down lower into my body >Itsbrappening.png >As I do the last rep my ass explodes with a loud fart. >It quickly drifts throughtout the gym as people smell it and look around. >Just finished my workout so stealth my way out of there. >mfw
Isaiah Gray
>not flexing a 'cep when everyone's watching never gonna make it
Ethan Thomas
LMAO
LMFAO
Camden Parker
5/5 breddy gud
Oliver Rodriguez
>try to impress gf with handstand pushups >lose balance, fall over at least I learned my lesson, don't be a faggot
Gabriel Clark
>did bench press >went to rerack the weights >some fragile qt3.14 is on the other side of the bench trying to find a pl8 In my gym there's plates on steel rods behind the benches and squat racks >one of the rods was filled with plates all the way >as im putting a plate from my side i aciddentally slam it really hard >a 20kg plate falls from the rod on her side >falls on her foot >she lets out a horrifying scream and drops on the ground >i just stand there in shock for 5 seconds looking at her howl in pain >people quickly run up to her >i dont know what to do so i go there and start apologizing >the entire gym is watching >she's crying on the floor and everyone is looking at me like im a monster >people are asking me what i did >im trying to explain but im choking back tears >underpressure.jpg >eyes are watering >gym staff rushes in >gym staff asks what happened >everyone points at me >i am being interrogated like im hiding jews >turns out i broke her foot >mfw >i manage to convice the staff that it was an accident >as they turn their attention to her i make a run for the locker room >change and lock myself in the bathroom while to coast clears >i was in there for 20 minutes >muster the courage to make a run for it >leave gym
I had to go back there since i was on a 6 month contract and ive been getting looks since then. Still havent seen the girl tho.
Brayden Foster
>>i am being interrogated like im hiding jews
fucking kek
>Still havent seen the girl tho.
Probably because she has a broken foot m8
Kevin Bennett
Did you even read that story? How is it possible for the black man to cuck user with user? Idiot.
Ryder Brooks
>Still havent seen the girl tho. no shit, it's hard to lift with a broken foot asshole
John Ortiz
Fucking pathetic. God I hate some of the people on this board. You just allowed a woman to get attacked? You're fucking pathetic.
Ryder Cox
Ouch.
You deserved it.
Logan Murphy
yeah so what do you do tough guy? go all jojo joestar and get the shit beat out of you and then raped by niggers and then go to jail for hate crimes?
Aaron Richardson
I'm not an autistic neet like you and I am actually strong and box so yes I'd have beaten the fuck out of the niggers. I bet the OP is German these are exactly the sort of beta males that shit country is filled with.
What's the point of going to the gym if you can't stop disgusting nogs harassing women. Fucking pathetic.
Caleb Martinez
If you sit back and watch nogs try to rape a white woman you're not a man and should be hung from a lamppost. OP deserves the rope fuckin faggot
Ryan Taylor
HE'S THE FUCKING GIRL YOU RETARDED TRIPFAG.
Luis Anderson
No he's not you stupid cunt
Aaron Thompson
>HE'S THE FUCKING GIRL no where does it say this and also >they walk past me to rape a cardio bunny
Adrian Ortiz
>doing SS >listening to autistic anime songs while lifting >doing The Press >doing 60kg/1pl8 for the first time >on my final set >on my final lift >lifting it.... over across my face >my phone unplugs because the wire got caught in my t-shirt >fully extend while the phone is blasting "SHOUNEN YO SHINWA NI NARE!!!"
Sebastian Brown
>doing cardio in college campus gym >dyel guy with immaculate workout clothes takes bike next to me >stays on lowest setting >pedals half-assedly >uses tinder on his phone the entire time >leaves after a minute and a half
Owen Reyes
I'm OP and i'm the one who shrieked since they walked past me and then came back to grab my ass.
Nathan Peterson
>he's so poor that his phone doesn't automatically pause the music when his headphones unplug >he's too poor for bluetooth
>I'm OP proof
Michael Thompson
>im le cool boxy boxer The fact that you are trying to show off and prove how great and manly and strong your on a tasmanian voodoo puppet crafting board just goes to show how pathetic and insecure you are. I bet you are smaller than a grain of salt and start shaking when something happens irl you big fucking bitch.
Easton Flores
>this autist posts on here too
Get off my blog and get off my fitness board, little man.
Ian Lewis
don't fucking post in this thread again
Kevin Morris
no suck a nigger dick and kill yourself
Jackson Nguyen
Or what, little man?
Bentley Russell
T. owner of Veeky Forums
David Cruz
>being this new
Chase Miller
...
Ethan Jones
kek
Jeremiah Brown
>bee me
Caleb Sanchez
>Embarrassing gym stories thread
I can power snatch more than I snatch and I*ve been lifting for over four months.
Juan Carter
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Anthony Murphy
Anyone else here hate fucking tripfags?
Parker Parker
>on the treadmill >that reverse sit up bench thing is in my right periphery >guy in white shirt and black shorts starts doing some reverse sit ups >in my peripheral vision I can see each rep >my is interpreting it as him fling squats while pulling down his pants slightly for each rep >start laughing >can't stop seeing that mental image with every rep he does >trip while laughing >fly off treadmill >still laughing
I definitely looked like a maniac
Robert Rodriguez
I don't normally trip on Veeky Forums but cba to turn it off today.
Does everyone on Veeky Forums know that you're a pole who lives off literal autism bux (gibs from the govt for being a retard) in Glasgow. And everyone on brit/pol/ thinks you're a cunt.
This makes no sense. So they walked past you to speak to cardio bunny and then began trying to rape you. And you feel ashamed for shrieking even though you're a girl.
Lies OP is beta faggot who lets nogs attack white woman. Probably Preusse, faggot of brit/pol/ dssu
Brandon Bailey
>trying to do hspu to impress a girl >haven't warmed up at all and can normally barely do 2 >feel like I'm going to fail and roll out of it >still look cool and nobody realized I failed at what I was trying to do
Logan Cox
>Preuße >kann angeschwollen werden Wähle eins aus du scheiß Preiss.
Julian Mitchell
He's polish not German. He just likes to larp as a kraut for (You)s
Blake Gomez
>haven't done deadlifts in forever, trying to catch my squat up >225 x 5 x5 >Couple of 275 triples >oly bro walks to next pad. Cleans 225 as a warm up
Goddamnit
Asher Perez
Australia has gyms?
Landon Morales
Failed a penis inspection day at school. At least kids forgot about it soon afterwards
Jose Lopez
I took a dude's towel one time, forget I left mine in the sauna. He buzzed right up to me
UM EXCUSE ME I THINK SOME ONE MAY HAVE TAKEN MY TOWEL?!!??!!
and I was like, whoopsie, here you go, mine looks just like it and he gave me a massive stink eye
I'm all like bro we're naked here, our dicks are literally hanging out and you're going to be a dick about an honest mistake?
Ayden James
fuck off lad my Egyptian cotton towels aren't cheap and I don't want your fucking dick and balls rubbing on them
Leo Anderson
>implying they are able to use the internet, let alone comprehend arguments