Embarrassing gym stories thread

Embarrassing gym stories thread

>late at night
>curls
>pack of negro africanus
>nervous but only time I can workout
>they start staring
>walk over to me
>feel like running but too beta to move
>walk past me
>go harass cardio bunny
>they start getting grabby
>shrieks
>coalition of swole staff runs in
>angry greek man
>balloon animal black man
>swole white guy named evan
>maintenance guy holding wrench
>mini fight commences
>negro topples plate rack
>managers tell them gtfo
>niggers scurry out
>greek man pats me on back
>"you did the right thing getting our attention"
>tfw I was the one who shrieked

>things that never happened

lmao

kek'd hard

Eat your own dick faggot

>nigger internet defense force

> Senior year of HS
> Was strongest kid in school
> Working out in school gym and 4 10/10's are watching me and my friend lift
>Decide to show off and do hand stand pushups resting my feet against the wall
> As soon as i get my feet up and go down to do one my entire left hamstring cramps up
> Fall down screaming in pain and for the gym trainer to help me
> Qt. 3.14's are standing laughing literally like pic

It was one of my lowest times

>let me believe the story where user got intimidated and cucked by black men because i can relate to it!!!


okay, user

Out of all the autistic made up stories I've read, this is among the most made up and most autistic

>doing bench presses for the first time
>oh fuck too much weight
>i'm stuck under the barbell
>no problem i can roll this off me before someone sees or i die
>fit cutie with a big bubble butt runs over and lifts it right off of me like i was trapped under styrofoam
>asks me if i'm ok
>wanted to cry/crawl under a rock/jump into her arms like a cartoon character and say, "shucks now i am!"

why can't i be the princess ffs

I'm not racist (a little prejudice against *many* folks), but when you get 3 Black dudes / chicks together.... they become the loudest in the room and all of a sudden begin to speak Ebonics.

>I wish it were different. Maybe it is at posh fitness centers.

Very funny

One time I farted while squatting and two girls were about 10 feet behind us. Me and my buddy just laughed for a good 3 minutes then continued.

> senior year of HS
> school basement weight room
> do top set 1x5 deadlifts @ 365lb
> first rep goes smooth
> second rep ok, feel a fart coming and pause to hold it
> fart is gone
> third rep, proceed to fart that echos through the room
> fourth and fifth are repeats
> even shit a little on the fifth

I'm just happy it was only me, my friend and the gym advisor in the room

Thanks for the keks guys

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holy shit 5/5 kek

Kill yourself you fucking embarrassment to every man before you.

>return from party home very early in the morning
>decide to go to gym early since it's open 24/7
>lay down to bench
>fall asleep instantly
>guy wakes me up
>"you gonna use that"
>"y-yeah"
>look at time
>been sleeping on the bench for half an hour

kek
>going to the gym still slightly drunk
>Had 6 eggs for breakfast and a shit ton of muesli
>bowel_movements.jpg
>doing deadlifts
>loud, motorcycle-like fart on first rep
>repeat pretty much the same fart for the remaining 4 reps
>farts kept getting more and more high pitched until the ;last one hit a spectalur high note and sort of whimpered at the end
>mfw the gym was fairly quiet at the time so there was no way the group of 3 qts and like 4 powerlifters didn't hear me

>seen a guy at gym drinking Monster Ultra Zero
>walk over
>point to his sip
>"H-how many d-do you do?"
>he looks at me
>i notice he has earphones in
>he takes them out
>"Whats up bro? Did you need something?"
>"S-S-SIPBOYS R-RIGHT FELLOW FITIZEN?"
>i literally yell it out accidentally because im so autistic
>looks at me like im retarded
>"i dont know what youre on about bro, i got a workout to do"
>puts earphones back in and turns away
>multiple people looking in my direction like im a fucking weirdo
>grab my shit and run out of the gym, didnt even finish my workout

Seriously considering switching to a new gym.

>disclaimering your statement with im not racist
>on an anonymous image board

Ultimate cuck

doesn't your kindergarten have a gym?

Fuck off /pol/. He has a good point.

>be me
>lifting alone because /no friends/
>get caught mirin the QT who's OHPlmao1/9thpl8 on the way to the bench press
>she starts chatting up some guy who works there
>be on last set of lmao1.5pl8 because dyel
>fail to re-rack half way through
>the QT and the guy run to help me re-rack
god just fucking kill me
>tfw you fail a 1.5pl8 rep in front of people

this is why i ALWAYS shit before going to the gym

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>Weight training class as senior in high school
>First time trying to bench 225 after 3 months or so
>I'm a skinny fuck, don't judge
>Waiting on my gym partner who is always late
>Only took the class to laze around in
>I waited like 20 mins watching other people workout
>Say fuck it
>I figured that I'll just use the safeties and I'll be fine
>Lay down on bench and I'm getting pumped up
>3 little DYEL freshmen come over and started hyping me up
>I grin
>Watch and learn little fuckmonkeys
>I try and re-position my body on the bench by pushing on the bar and moving my feet back
>Don't know if that makes sense but fuck you
>Anyways, one side of the barbell came out of the j-hook but was stopped by the saftey
>It dumped the weight to the ground because #noclips
>Fell on one of the freshmen's feet.
>Literally the most painful thing he has ever had happened to him from his reaction
>I'm only semi-pinned because one side is still in the j-hook
>Lift the bar up to help the little toadsucker
>But forget that the 100 pounds is still on the other side
>Lifted barbell so high that gravity took over
>Barbell launched itself at chubby asian kid
>Only hit it in the shoulder but he still freaks out
>Falls to the ground and starts crying like the first freshman
>Look at the 3rd freshman
>He's crying for some reason, he didn't even get hit
>Everyone runs over to save the freshman
>Start herding them away from my rack so the coach doesn't think I was a part of any of this
>Gym buddy runs over
>Hey brah I was a bit late, why didn't you wait for a spot
>MFW

iktfb.

this, and i train at home.

>"you gonna use that"
>"y-yeah"

I'm crying from laughing so hard

>be me at award ceremony senior year
>got a letter invitation
>thought it was for making the honor roll
>nope its just for "most improved" in PE
>went from benching 95 to 200 in one year
>we're all lined up to take stage
>name is called, walk accross the stage to recieve cert from PE coach
>ask him "hey can I say something into the mic?"
>sure why not
>"well you're probably all waiting for me to do this!"
>Flex my dyel arms on the front of the stage
>nobody laughs
>longest walk of shame through the audience straight to the parking lot and sped off

(you)
:-D

Kek, I feel you buddy

Jesus fucking Christ man

Thanks brah

Kek literally bent over a table from laughter while reading the part with chubby asian kid

> At gym in the middle of the day
> large gym, pretty packed too
> pre-workout has made its way through me already, go for a power-shit
> as I take my place on the throne I see the shadow of the guy in the cubicle next to me
> his arm is moving back and forth quickly
> think either this guy is rubbing one out or he's shaking a vile of roids or some shit
> finish my log, wipe and pull pants up
> the guy's arm is still shaking
> he's totally having a tug, what the fuck
> thinking I'm funny I say quite loudly "are you having a fucking wank?" enough so that others in the bathroom could hear
> "that's fucking disgus-" next thing I know, a fucking fist and half a very bulky arm breaks through the wooden cubicle divider
> "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME CUNT"
> flinched so hard i fell into my cubicle door, i have never been so frightened
> arm is thrashing around trying to grab me
> flightmode.jpg
> people in the bathroom have a look of shock as I sprint out past them
> dude yells something else as I'm bailing but I'm too far gone
> I was in my car within 20 seconds
> left my towel on the leg press
> left my log in the toilet bowl
> have since been recognised by 1 person from the bathroom that day

and that is the story of how I escaped the furious masturbator

Drunk gym is the best. I started pregaming before my workout because I'm dumb and forgot, but wasn't about to puss out and skip, so I went drunk. It made being drunk a lot worse, but made lifting a lot more fun.

i kek'd/10

that is priceless

kekd so hard, thank you for sharing.

> started Veeky Forums a year ago
> go to gym for first time
> on squat rack
> last rep
> accidentally rip ass
> as long as it was loud
> everything stopped and everyone looked in my direction
Never have I wanted to shoot myself on the spot so much

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>be me

>be me, dyel, first time in gym
>new to country, not sure of gym ettiquite
>blond qt3.14 doing leg curls in tight yoga pants
>decide to start humping her
>she screams and the gym owners look over at me humping her with a disgusted look
>they pull me off of her
>one says "sorry about that sir, I hope this doesnt affect your view of us"
>they ban her from the gym
>thank goodness Sweden is so accepting

>about 3 or so years ago
>1 month into lifting squatting 205 for the first time
>feel pretty good
>on my 5th rep, can't get up, don't have a spotter
>oh shit, no safeties cause I'm dumb
>almost decapitate myself but somehow do some sort of front to backflip and then a reverse somersault out of the rack
>to this day I don't know how/what I did
>look up to see a huge samoan guy behind me says "what the fuck, you alright?"
>"h-haha gotta start somewhere right?"
>he says that whatever I did saved my life and was impressed
>I dono man

>making rape jokes based on political situations when nobody was talking about politics
get raped and kill yourself.

It was a joke based off the embarrassing gym stories topic that used the current state of sweden as the punchline. Sorry for insulting your country's lenient immigration and rape laws.

Failing a bench rep and having someone save you must be a rite of passage in the gym

Swedecuck detected

I'm from MI you stupid kikes.

>At gym a few weeks ago.
>Doing lmao2.5pl8 deadlifts 5x3
>Hear a rubbling in my belly
>"Just keep doing your workout, it'll be fine"
>rumbling moves down lower into my body
>Itsbrappening.png
>As I do the last rep my ass explodes with a loud fart.
>It quickly drifts throughtout the gym as people smell it and look around.
>Just finished my workout so stealth my way out of there.
>mfw

>not flexing a 'cep when everyone's watching
never gonna make it

LMAO

LMFAO

5/5 breddy gud

>try to impress gf with handstand pushups
>lose balance, fall over
at least I learned my lesson, don't be a faggot

>did bench press
>went to rerack the weights
>some fragile qt3.14 is on the other side of the bench trying to find a pl8
In my gym there's plates on steel rods behind the benches and squat racks
>one of the rods was filled with plates all the way
>as im putting a plate from my side i aciddentally slam it really hard
>a 20kg plate falls from the rod on her side
>falls on her foot
>she lets out a horrifying scream and drops on the ground
>i just stand there in shock for 5 seconds looking at her howl in pain
>people quickly run up to her
>i dont know what to do so i go there and start apologizing
>the entire gym is watching
>she's crying on the floor and everyone is looking at me like im a monster
>people are asking me what i did
>im trying to explain but im choking back tears
>underpressure.jpg
>eyes are watering
>gym staff rushes in
>gym staff asks what happened
>everyone points at me
>i am being interrogated like im hiding jews
>turns out i broke her foot
>mfw
>i manage to convice the staff that it was an accident
>as they turn their attention to her i make a run for the locker room
>change and lock myself in the bathroom while to coast clears
>i was in there for 20 minutes
>muster the courage to make a run for it
>leave gym


I had to go back there since i was on a 6 month contract and ive been getting looks since then. Still havent seen the girl tho.

>>i am being interrogated like im hiding jews

fucking kek

>Still havent seen the girl tho.

Probably because she has a broken foot m8

Did you even read that story? How is it possible for the black man to cuck user with user? Idiot.

>Still havent seen the girl tho.
no shit, it's hard to lift with a broken foot asshole

Fucking pathetic. God I hate some of the people on this board. You just allowed a woman to get attacked? You're fucking pathetic.

Ouch.

You deserved it.

yeah so what do you do tough guy? go all jojo joestar and get the shit beat out of you and then raped by niggers and then go to jail for hate crimes?

I'm not an autistic neet like you and I am actually strong and box so yes I'd have beaten the fuck out of the niggers. I bet the OP is German these are exactly the sort of beta males that shit country is filled with.

What's the point of going to the gym if you can't stop disgusting nogs harassing women. Fucking pathetic.

If you sit back and watch nogs try to rape a white woman you're not a man and should be hung from a lamppost. OP deserves the rope fuckin faggot

HE'S THE FUCKING GIRL YOU RETARDED TRIPFAG.

No he's not you stupid cunt

>HE'S THE FUCKING GIRL
no where does it say this and also
>they walk past me to rape a cardio bunny

>doing SS
>listening to autistic anime songs while lifting
>doing The Press
>doing 60kg/1pl8 for the first time
>on my final set
>on my final lift
>lifting it.... over across my face
>my phone unplugs because the wire got caught in my t-shirt
>fully extend while the phone is blasting "SHOUNEN YO SHINWA NI NARE!!!"

>doing cardio in college campus gym
>dyel guy with immaculate workout clothes takes bike next to me
>stays on lowest setting
>pedals half-assedly
>uses tinder on his phone the entire time
>leaves after a minute and a half

I'm OP and i'm the one who shrieked since they walked past me and then came back to grab my ass.

>he's so poor that his phone doesn't automatically pause the music when his headphones unplug
>he's too poor for bluetooth

>I'm OP
proof

>im le cool boxy boxer
The fact that you are trying to show off and prove how great and manly and strong your on a tasmanian voodoo puppet crafting board just goes to show how pathetic and insecure you are.
I bet you are smaller than a grain of salt and start shaking when something happens irl you big fucking bitch.

>this autist posts on here too

Get off my blog and get off my fitness board, little man.

don't fucking post in this thread again

no suck a nigger dick and kill yourself

Or what, little man?

T. owner of Veeky Forums

>being this new

...

kek

>bee me

>Embarrassing gym stories thread

I can power snatch more than I snatch and I*ve been lifting for over four months.

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Anyone else here hate fucking tripfags?

>on the treadmill
>that reverse sit up bench thing is in my right periphery
>guy in white shirt and black shorts starts doing some reverse sit ups
>in my peripheral vision I can see each rep
>my is interpreting it as him fling squats while pulling down his pants slightly for each rep
>start laughing
>can't stop seeing that mental image with every rep he does
>trip while laughing
>fly off treadmill
>still laughing

I definitely looked like a maniac

I don't normally trip on Veeky Forums but cba to turn it off today.

Does everyone on Veeky Forums know that you're a pole who lives off literal autism bux (gibs from the govt for being a retard) in Glasgow. And everyone on brit/pol/ thinks you're a cunt.

This makes no sense. So they walked past you to speak to cardio bunny and then began trying to rape you. And you feel ashamed for shrieking even though you're a girl.

Lies OP is beta faggot who lets nogs attack white woman. Probably Preusse, faggot of brit/pol/ dssu

>trying to do hspu to impress a girl
>haven't warmed up at all and can normally barely do 2
>feel like I'm going to fail and roll out of it
>still look cool and nobody realized I failed at what I was trying to do

>Preuße
>kann angeschwollen werden
Wähle eins aus du scheiß Preiss.

He's polish not German. He just likes to larp as a kraut for (You)s

>haven't done deadlifts in forever, trying to catch my squat up
>225 x 5 x5
>Couple of 275 triples
>oly bro walks to next pad. Cleans 225 as a warm up

Goddamnit

Australia has gyms?

Failed a penis inspection day at school. At least kids forgot about it soon afterwards

I took a dude's towel one time, forget I left mine in the sauna. He buzzed right up to me

UM EXCUSE ME I THINK SOME ONE MAY HAVE TAKEN MY TOWEL?!!??!!

and I was like, whoopsie, here you go, mine looks just like it and he gave me a massive stink eye

I'm all like bro we're naked here, our dicks are literally hanging out and you're going to be a dick about an honest mistake?

fuck off lad my Egyptian cotton towels aren't cheap and I don't want your fucking dick and balls rubbing on them

>implying they are able to use the internet, let alone comprehend arguments

>Being this Omega

> "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME CUNT"

My sides are orbiting Alpha Centauri

/pol/ pls go.
Worst board.