I'm not racist (a little prejudice against *many* folks), but when you get 3 Black dudes / chicks together.... they become the loudest in the room and all of a sudden begin to speak Ebonics.
>I wish it were different. Maybe it is at posh fitness centers.
Very funny
One time I farted while squatting and two girls were about 10 feet behind us. Me and my buddy just laughed for a good 3 minutes then continued.
> senior year of HS
> school basement weight room
> do top set 1x5 deadlifts @ 365lb
> first rep goes smooth
> second rep ok, feel a fart coming and pause to hold it
> fart is gone
> third rep, proceed to fart that echos through the room
> fourth and fifth are repeats
> even shit a little on the fifth
I'm just happy it was only me, my friend and the gym advisor in the room
Thanks for the keks guys
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holy shit 5/5 kek
Kill yourself you fucking embarrassment to every man before you.
>return from party home very early in the morning
>decide to go to gym early since it's open 24/7
>lay down to bench
>fall asleep instantly
>guy wakes me up
>"you gonna use that"
>"y-yeah"
>look at time
>been sleeping on the bench for half an hour
kek
>going to the gym still slightly drunk
>Had 6 eggs for breakfast and a shit ton of muesli
>bowel_movements.jpg
>doing deadlifts
>loud, motorcycle-like fart on first rep
>repeat pretty much the same fart for the remaining 4 reps
>farts kept getting more and more high pitched until the ;last one hit a spectalur high note and sort of whimpered at the end
>mfw the gym was fairly quiet at the time so there was no way the group of 3 qts and like 4 powerlifters didn't hear me