match with girl on tinder

> match with girl on tinder
> go on date with her
> think it didn't go that well so stop pursuing
> she texts me out of the blue to go to her sorority formal with her
> be autistic

What do?

You could probably manage to bang her in the bathroom.

It's time for normies to leave.

I've never even had a girlfriend

Just do it

Yeah man, just go. You might have fun.

She sounds at least as autistic as you btw.

>dress nice
>go to formal
>remember that she's a person who's probably just as insecure as you
>don't think too much
>have fun with her
>start dating
>huge confidence boost
>fall in love
>you're actually a very boring person
>you just managed to fool her into thinking you were interesting early on, when you were trying
>but long enough into relationship she'll see that you're a boring autist
>she gets bored of you
>cheats
>leaves for chad

its that simple user

impress her with your intense knowledge of memes.

This, bitches love memes

im not enough of a normie to know what a sorority formal is

SAY YES AND GO WITH HER YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
SHE LIKES YOU!

User your obsessive learning abilities to learn social skills

Oh and cocaine will make you lief of the party

> sorority formal

Go with her.

You'll be seen with her at a formal, which means that she's down with you being seen with her, which means that you didn't totally fuck things, user.

Don't do it bro. There's plenty of fish in the sea.

Sorry breh
>pic related

Is this the European version of dinner for schmucks?

Kek nice one

No fucking way, man. I remember when some bitch at my HS gym asked me to go to the prom with her. I said no because I wouldnt go unless I was in a committed relationship (translation : no pussy = no prom).

French version precisely. The original, very funny btw.

That's gold. Pure gold

Tinder thread? Let's seal the deal

americans rarely had originals this good.

Fuck her first and see if she's worth going with.

>not raping Chad in front of her to show dominance
>not going full alpha and making them both your cocksleeves

Never gonna make it user. Never.

then you smashed, right?

>What do?

well if you like her you should put on your best suit and go to the formal with her

it's a dance/party/dinner/hangout/whatever and everyone dresses super nice, also you go there with a date.

I always get funny convos, then overdo it and get unmatched thus the convos are gone.
Is there any way to automatically save tinder conversations?

No i did not respond

I take ss after every message

looool she must be some bottom barrel type girl to have to ask some rando she met on tinder to go to her formal