match with girl on tinder

SAY YES AND GO WITH HER YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
SHE LIKES YOU!

User your obsessive learning abilities to learn social skills

Oh and cocaine will make you lief of the party

> sorority formal

Go with her.

You'll be seen with her at a formal, which means that she's down with you being seen with her, which means that you didn't totally fuck things, user.

Don't do it bro. There's plenty of fish in the sea.

Sorry breh
>pic related

Is this the European version of dinner for schmucks?

Kek nice one

No fucking way, man. I remember when some bitch at my HS gym asked me to go to the prom with her. I said no because I wouldnt go unless I was in a committed relationship (translation : no pussy = no prom).

French version precisely. The original, very funny btw.

That's gold. Pure gold