Have 9/10 coworker

>female coworker is talking about how her nan is in hospital
>she's talking in private to her work besty
>after letting her emotions out she sees user
>smiling and staring after eavesdropping about her dying nan

You're fucked user

>not being begged by your female ex-bosses to come work for them again for the summer
This is a good feel.

Spend time around funny people and pinch their lines? I dunno, I do that a bit but kind of adapt them. When I'm daydreaming I also think up funny lines for situations I may find myself in and file them away for later.

>>smiling and staring after eavesdropping about her dying nan
i obviously don't smile at times like this, or eavesdrop really

Fuck you
t. Funny Goy

Who is this JAV be tho

don't know

I can tell you off the bat why

The other guy is able to hold an audience, he is funny and always has a story to tell. He has confidence (and is most likely attractive). Just standing around and smiling doesn't do shit, do you expect a female to approach you, touch you, and force you into a conversation? You better be model tier if you expect that while offering nothing

>doesn't do either with me
>I'm so autistic and never know what to say, so i just smile and listen in conversations
you answered your own question

You can always bring some mints to work, that way you will be that mint guy everybody asks for some mints.