Gym sins general

i lied by accident without even noticing it

i dont even lift. i cant even lift right now because i lost a very noticeable amount of weight and all of a sudden my back fucking hurts and i need to see a chiropractor. although i did use to lift

when im skinny enough ill start lifting, although ive never in my life had this low bodyfat %. im 160 naked at 5'11" barefoot, down from 190-200 pounds

Today I broke my streak of clean eating, and ate mcdonalds with my roommates. Nuggets, mcdouble, and a shake. Please save me from this guilt

I lift for a lesbian chubby girl who never gonna date with me ;_;

Sounds like you need to learn the benefits of bulking. I eat mcdoubles at least twice a week.

I like to watch retards workout so I wear sunglasses at the gym... also to look at asses

I just drank out of some one else's water bottle accidentally and then put it back without saying anything. I already know my penance, it's either mono or AIDS.

Forgive me breh, for I have sinned.
I accidentally walked in front of someone doing curls to pick up my weights.

Forgive me Breh for i have sinned.
I have not been to the gym in 3 days because ive been to tired in the morning.

i secretly eyeball the teenage girls at the gym

Don't listen to the fake gods

Trade your natty card for gains untold