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>all these thirsty faggots shitting on OP for wanting to keep himself for his future wife
Lmao, let this be lesson for you faggots. Strong men who value themselves have plenty of women to chose from while you starved betas couldn't get a 400 pounds land whale to jerk you off.

wow I'm glad we have a tripfag here to bless us with his analysis of the situation

>I just can't get hard

You forgot a period after this sentence.

What's wrong?

But I have a whale to jerk me off.

Respect is earned not given freely, I'll respect a traditional girl not some tinder skank.

You are a gigantic faggot user. I hope you enjoy your (you)s

Thanks for the (You) lad. Have a (You) on the house.

You're the one asking if they don't care/want to have sex with you, right?

>tinder skank
She's clearly a friend of his