Animal fights

Nigger are you retarded a wolf would fuck you up and eat you start with your asshole..

Do NOT go for a kill shot right away most wolves are tagged and tracked by the DNR if you absolutely feel the need to end one of those furry bastards gut shot him and let him run and die in a hole somewhere far off

yes maybe?

keep in mind the average wolf has 5 times the force per square inch in their bite as a large pitbull

I killed a coyote one time

>elderly dog going to bathroom
>she coyote eyes shining in dark bushes watching my dog
>run out to scoop him up before he gets carried off
>coyote surprisingly doesn't run off and races me to me dog
>we meet right at my doggo
>I swing at it and miss and it latches into my forearm
>resulting struggle lasts 10 seconds, feels like 3 millisecond
>I literally tore it to pieces
>neighbors hear commotion (upscale trendy suburb) and call cops
>cops arrive, I'm covered in blood and gore
>my county has special law making coyotes a protected species despite rest of state considering them nuisance animals that require no license or season to kill.
>instead of helping me or offering to call me an ambulance they arrest me
>finally get to go to hospital after about 8 hours at station and huge ticket
>stitches, rabies shots, antibiotics
>have to go to court over this
>old super liberal turbo feminist judge doesn't care about circumstances and said I commuted tons of crimes and animal cruelty
>I have to choose between jail time or court appointed therapy
>my clueless fatass therapist wastes 50 minutes of my time each week talking about the weather and wanting diet tips
>it's been three years and they still won't let me stop
>would do it all again in a heartbeat to save my best friend

>Not having your own animal pack guarding your home
>Crows to warn of gains goblins
>Wolves to cuddle
>Bear to ride

:')

Easily
>Let wolf lunge for my throat
>Dodge fangs and put wolf in choke hold
>Tighten until I break it's neck
>Lookout for other wolves as they tend to travel in packs
>Proceed to kill any other wolves that may try and fight me

If your dumb dog can't kill coyotes then it's probably better off dead

Fuck this faggit. Amirite