Do you ever tell people in the gym, who smell fucking awful, that they smell fucking awful...

Hello newcunt

Nonce

Start giggling like a woman who's just seen a micropenis, she'll get the message and leave.

(you)

kek

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What do you do when your johnson is like a spring loaded blade? When im not hard my dick can literally shrink to 3cm but when im hard it goes up to 17cm. What am i supposed to say?
>just wait a bit and it'll grow more than 5 times!

I mean, if she's undressing and my dude hasn't already awoken, I'm probably not in the mood to begin with and shouldn't have taken it that far.

Foreplay and lots of rubbing. That usually gets me hard. There's a reason why those retarded sex guides on sites for women say lots of foreplay, she'll get wet, you'll get hard. No pain or embarassment for both sides.

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