How the FUCK do you make these things taste good?!

buy muesli instead
or cook it and eat with yogurt

You dont
Because there is no need to

That's the improper use of a semicolon.

pinch of salt, water just covers them. heat up and stir to your liking. ( i like mushy/soupy so it goes down faster) add sugar or apple mash.

I start eating it from november till march, great during cold winter mornings.

I did not use a semicolon, as I said you are stupid

>add cold milk
>let it soak in for a few minutes

there, now stop

The first post was sort of realistic so I'll give you that one, but you need to get your autism under check.

rude

Put in frying pan with bit of olive oil and some Frozen chopped onion.

Sprinkle some paprika, salt, pepper, and hot sauce on.

Maybe add meat and cheese. Tomato paste is ok.

Add small doses of water and cover for steam.

Really, don't get why people eat them super wet and sweet. Drier and savory is better.

Or just boil barley and steel cut in bulk on Sunday and season in the morning.

Hae yer ates cookit in water ainly, wi salt tae yir taste. Nane ay at guffy pish o cookin it wie melk an' addin' honey an' shecht. Fit is braw an a is tae stuff cod heeds wi atemeal an' cod livers. Michty fine min oh fuck aye