Gym missionaries knocked on my curl rack

>gym missionaries knocked on my curl rack

>The gym jehova witnesses blessed the water well again and now I have to cite bible everytime I want to refill my water bottle

>that one guy that takes a sip of his shorts between sets

>priest is having on a sermon in the preacher curl rack again

>forget to wear manlet armband
>gym psychiatrist privileges reprimanded until next week

>the gains goblin came overnight and swapped all the 20kg bars for 15s again

>that guy who always flexes his 'sketball shorts in the squat rack

>the virgin is doing a OHP in the powercage again

Virgins aren't allowed to do The Press. Next time you see one approach the powercage tell your gym attendants and they'll escort them back to the virgin corner.

>manlets drained the communal ostarine dispenser

>Someone didn't re-rack the 500 lbs fattie in the deadlift coffin

>gym merchant let the Latins into ConstantinOHPle again

I fucking HATE Venetians....

>bovine juice pool infested by twinks

arent you so special coz of fucking pussy like thousands of millions other normies

>get nervous around the robo-receptionist
>just wanna ask her on a date

>no protein tax on people over 6'2

let me live

>manlet trials have commenced

any tips on dodging the draft?

>report manlet to the gym gestapo
>they toss him into the pit
>gym slave forgot the grease it
>manlet sneaks out the otherside

>gym treasurer invested in a set of gallium bars
>mfw powercucks cant spend more than 20 mins in the squat rack

My local gym did this but the retards forgot we live in Arizona so every afternoon all the bars are just puddles

more like jenova witnesses lol

Dang, I was just about to write that.

>duke of the GOMAD sect bans muzzing
>sick kunts forced to relocate

>Dude, I'm a 22 yo virgin and I just OHPed in the powercage one hour ago. Why so mean, I want to make good gains so I can get the poontag eventually :(

>Do deadlifts but the bar gets resurrected three days later and disappears
>No one ever sees it again and everyone won't shut up about it

>my gym called a holy crusade on the rival gym, so it's closed for 2 days
>the actual fight takes place in a parking lot and my gym's pope didn't invite me

>Forgot to sign my permission slip so I couldn't do yoga at the gym aquarium

>one of the gym cows got loose and now there's a line up at the remaining one

How are you supposed to GOMAD at a gym when there's only one cow left for 20 people?

>the gym cattle are mooing because the morning receptionist forgot to milk them

>superset hermit cached all the dumbbells under his bench
>grumbled and said something about barbell flies when I asked him for a 50 pounder

The cows let you take it straight from the teat if that happens

>squat rack backed up from unused buttplugs
>form nazis set a compulsory depth

woke

>tripped over the oatmeal vendor
>potion container shatters into the receptionist slumber party
>have to finance my next cycle

>treadmill running by the willpower of gym mage
>card declined at the gas pump
>trade my belt in for 1 hour on the diesel stairmaster

>fat guy broke the gym's DDR dance pad.
>it was rated at 500 lbs too.
Fat fucks always ruining everything.

>gym under new management
>kosher plates only

>gym falcon laid eggs in the sauna again

>gym is closed on shabot