Gym missionaries knocked on my curl rack

The cows let you take it straight from the teat if that happens

>squat rack backed up from unused buttplugs
>form nazis set a compulsory depth

woke

>tripped over the oatmeal vendor
>potion container shatters into the receptionist slumber party
>have to finance my next cycle

>treadmill running by the willpower of gym mage
>card declined at the gas pump
>trade my belt in for 1 hour on the diesel stairmaster

>fat guy broke the gym's DDR dance pad.
>it was rated at 500 lbs too.
Fat fucks always ruining everything.

>gym under new management
>kosher plates only

>gym falcon laid eggs in the sauna again

>gym is closed on shabot