Chad cars

Whats the point of lifting hundreds of hours if you drive a prius? What are some alpha cars for lifting with the boys and pulling chicks?

Post em

mustang, jeep wrangler, f-150 raptor

try the Mustang if you're not a manlet

I drive a shitty Toyota Corolla.

Bitches don't care what you drive, just like they don't care how big your dick is. That all comes after the point at which she's attracted to you, and after they're attracted to you NOTHING MATTERS.

>relying on your car

I drive a 1991 piece of shit Toyota pickup

>pic is me shooting from the interior.

Mustangs, camaros and other b-tier sports cars are for women and people living beyond their means.

Old pick up trucks when they were made entirely out of metal is the way to go.

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yeeeeehaaaaaa

>Being conscious of the environment.
If this isn't a pussy magnet, I don't know what it.

*is

chad either doesn't care what he drives or has some kraut shitwagon, he values cars as much as he values your opinion. that is he doesn't think about it at all.

dis me

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my dream car right here, ever since NFS underground. hhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnngggggg

one day

lol wut?

>wanting a hairdressers car

Step aside

I've never given two shits about cars. If people had to pay in cash, then I would use it to measure dicks, but since there are so many auto loans, it's usually just a measure of how stupid you are to go into debt.

This is what I drive.

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what im driving

I honestly picture Chad just driving some nice reasonable boring sedan.

Today?

Diesel Colorado or Canyon (long bed).

Nothing says Chad like a Diesel midsize.

>Functionality of a truck
>Comfort of intermediate luxury brand
>FuckYouMoney of putting a diesel in a midsize

Everyone I know that has one is a Chad.
The other ChadMobiles are (IN THIS ORDER)
>Full size SUV's with the highest trim level (cannot be more than 2 years old)

>Non domestic luxury cars (cannot be more than 1 year old, otherwise this person is not a financial Chad)

>Restored classic Car

>Pick up trucks (Ford and Chevy/GMC only. Can't be more than 3 years or one body style old. Crew cab, 4*4, second highest or higher trim Level only)

>Smart car (eco-Chad)

chad drives the old family car he had to work a summer to earn and still gets more pussy than beemer driving betas

>the JK

If chad had a wrangler it'd be the tj

The choice is clear

I have a Dodge Ram from 91 and still on her first engine. She's been trucking for the 10 years I've had her and hasn't stopped yet except for minor issues like the radiator needing replacing. Those trucks were built to fucking last.

Even if people had to pay in cash I'd respect someone driving a shitbox a lot more than someone driving a sports car of the current model year.

There's something to be said about priorities, both cars will get you to work exactly the same way and the guy in the shitbox doesn't feel the need to flaunt his money, even if he could afford to buy the luxury.
I'm simplistic though, in my opinion someone with a modest house and a modest car with money in the bank is a lot more genuine than the guy who is draining his savings to be the coolest kid on the block. Even if you can afford to buy the luxury items and still have money in the bank, there are much better things you could be investing in, like your child's education, your future child's education, your grandchildren's education etc. Now, I don't live the life of an ascetic by any means, I have a really nice computer and a couple of really nice guns but I still have my shit in order below those luxuries.

>Hairdressers can afford an Audi

Not one of the higher end models, but there's plenty of hair dressers with a leased A4 or paying 600 dollar payments on one < 5 years old.

>e30
good taste

If it ain't no initial d ae86 gtfo

Give you one guess what I drive.

mah dude, have been rebuilding my e30 for 2 years now, gonna be road ready for summer

excellent choice, 10/10

That is literally a car for women and gays

Own 17 GT, am manlet. Recently broke up with GF will see if car makes a difference.

stay safe poverty ghost

>lanklet cope
Yeah man she is totally not cheating on you when she can and just using you , top kek

I fucked 2 girls this week, I'm single boss

Neither of them care about my car, and both are satisfied enough to come back for more dick. It's all about attraction, maybe you'll figure that out when you stop trying to impress them

This. The alphaest. Rich wishes he's mutant enough to drive one of these

I'm in the market for a vehicle, my volvo finally died. I fucking g hated that car. Anyhow, I want a Jeep XJ 4x4, as I kinda live jn the sticks but both the beach and a top 5 city are within 30 minutes of me, so I need something both rugged and dependable and still capable of parking in small downtown lots.

Women don't give a shit about cars so long as it is clean and comfy. My gf didn't notice that I changed my E90 325i for an E60 M5 until 2 weeks in when she noticed that the seats were a different colour.

Think about why they call them "muscle cars"

e46 330i for maximum pussy

>porsche
>alpha
choose one. Porsche's are for women and manlets.

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Should have pushed the gaspedal a little harder

Pleb detected who has obviously never driven a real Porsche. i bet you dont even pronounce it the correct way.

mooie trekhaak

En functioneel ook

That means you drive shitty

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I want a Mustang so bad, always been a dream for me

Porsche is the unimaginitive "just got money " cuck car. Proper jaguar is alpha.

>forgets hes not on k for a second

>not riding dropbars
>that small chainring
dude, chicks dont like guys who cant hit 50 km/h with their bikes

'67 fastback is my dream car too. One of them anyway.

Owning an expensive auto isn't always just about showing off. Some of them are just really really fucking good fun to drive. If you've not gotten behind the wheel of a perfectly engineered driving machine and gone for a Sunday ride through the country you cannot possibly understand the pleasure it creates time and time again.

If someone has the money there's nothing ostentatious about owning a pricey motor.

Miata

Here comes Veeky Forums's twingo photoshops

Only time she is in my car is day to day stuff, so don't drive like a dick then. That is kept for weekends on the back roads, and I wouldn't be driving like that with her in the car anyway

wasting money for how society treats you is being cuck

get sum hot american wheels, high horsepower

cancer

you are like a sheep

Boxsters, Cayennes and Panameras are, but there are plenty of interesting Porsches.

good man, never understood retards who show off when others are in the car, it's pretty pathetic. I'm a good goy who follows the limit and is a courteous driver when others are with me, I don't behave like an animal until I'm alone.

>this

All I want out of life is pic related, a Kawasaki ninja ZX-06 and a decent income.

Shame even the non M coupes are so fucking expensive where I live.

it's called being an entrepreneur. They make decent money if the own the shop

no question

2005 Dodge Magnum with HEMI for moving stuff
2010 MB E550 coupe for doing grocery runs and bad weather
2009 Buell 1125R for life

My mum got one of the new twingos a couple of weeks ago. It's really fun to drive.

Real nigga shit

manlet

but i don't drive a prius tho

> pic very related

>both cars will get you to work exactly the same way

Well, not really if you compare some shit car from 1960s with a modern car from 2010s there are differences other than just bragging rights.

Modern cars are much safer, more fuel efficient, more reliable (you won't need 15 minutes and prayers to god just to start the engine in winter), and much more confortable (you have radio for when stuck in trafic, AC for summer, confy seats, etc...)

Toyota Pickup is not a piece of shit you nigger lover

Very strongly considering getting one of these.

I like my car a lot

Go for the Cherokee senpai. If I had to guess you're in South Jersey?

There's enough trails and woodsy outdoorsy shit you can do around here that you can justify buying a 4x4 to off-road in from time to time, assuming you're where I think you are. Bitches love Jeeps, XJs give off the rugged, masculine vibe while also being a good road trip vehicle. It's just a lot of them would have been beaten to shit by now but from what I understand if they're well maintained they'll be reliable.

Step aside folks. The '73 Chevelle is the only car that gets panties wet

This guy gets it. Women don't care about cars, dogs will do you much better in that regard.

It is a problem with being a "car guy" though, I have always liked them so drive a fairly nice one and people always think I drive it to show off when in fact I just really like it and have different priorities to other people. In my last job my manager made a snide comment about how my car was better than his after seeing it in the car park and seemed more hostile to me after that.

No one in my new job knows what I drive and I don't plan on telling them. Nice cars can bring out a bad reaction in some people.

only working class people actually care about cars
such a trashy hobby

> manual

my man

stop pretending you know anything about the interests or spending habits of wealthy people

you don't

You're missing the point.

A car is an extension of who you are and tells a lot about you, just like your body, your apartment, and the way you talk and carry yourself, where do you think the "he's compensating" meme about big vehicles came from?, consumer vehicle are above all status symbols as well otherwise we'd all be driving 1 Lt turbo beetles.

>He drives a motorcycle he's such a bad boy I bet he likes adventuring and traveling.
>Look at that convertible I bet he makes a shitton of cash and slays on the reg.
>*V8 straight pipe noises*
>*Raised eyebrows*
>Look at that car it looks amazing he must've spent a lot of cash and time modifying it.

Also it's a passion/life goal that's hard to put into words.
>Get shredded.
>Buy a coupe BMW 3 series E32, E36 or E46.
>Change exhaust, lower it, 18 inch rims, full sound system.
>Cruise down empty roads or drive like a maniac in traffic blasting trap, dubstep and edm wearing sunglasses and a t-shirt.
HEAVEN.

>Also it's a passion/life goal that's hard to put into words.
>>Get shredded.
>>Buy a coupe BMW 3 series E32, E36 or E46.
>>Change exhaust, lower it, 18 inch rims, full sound system.
>>Cruise down empty roads or drive like a maniac in traffic blasting trap, dubstep and edm wearing sunglasses and a t-shirt.
>HEAVEN.

You sound like a 16 year old. Cars are NOT an extension of you. At my office, only the owners (multi millionaires) and entry level idiots (completely over extended) have nice cars. All the senior engineers and salesmen that make crazy money drive beaters.

Driving is fun. I like nice cars. If you want to spend money on it, that's fine. BUT, just like the majority of gym goers, the majority of nice car owners do it to attract women. That's a TERRIBLE, COST INEFFICIENT strategy. Get a dog. Get a raise. Buy a house. You will do better than any idiot driving a jag.

>the majority of nice car owners do it to attract women. That's a TERRIBLE, COST INEFFICIENT strategy. Get a dog. Get a raise. Buy a house. You will do better than any idiot driving a jag.

Somewhat agree, but still, women are gold diggers by nature, they like shiny things and status symbols, a shitbox civic won't get a second look compared to, say a Corvette.

user it's the same argument that goes into body building, some just want to be in decent shape, some want to be the strongest person in the room regardless of looks, and some do it for women, for the mires and the sloots.

>You sound like a 16 year old.
Nah it's a life goal of mine, as in where do you see yourself in 5 years?

I have a lexus. Good for backseat good times.

I have this

If you tell him to go to Veeky Forums he'll get told to kill himself before being told to buy a 3k civic

It's not a friendly board for newfags

>All the senior engineers and salesmen that make crazy money drive beaters
That is because they leave the nice car at home and take the beater to work. Went round to a senior manager at my works house one evenings for a few drinks as we all get on really well. He drives a 10 year old diesel Volvo to work, never mentions cars to anyone. We ran out of beer so he told me to go to the garage and get another crate out of the big fridge, and what is sitting there but an Audi R8 V10 with a manual gearbox. Turns out he is a huge car guy, and he was very open about it when he realised I was interested as well and not just judging it by its "status"

Nice surprise that