Did lifting turn you into an alpha Chad?

No, I got the balls to ask a girl to prom, but my friend fucking slept with her in the afterparty just yesterday

>shake hands with some new
>faggot tries to be tough or something, squeezes really hard
>squeeze really hard on his finger joints
>he looks down and rubs his hand afterwards

Don't be that guy, people can tell and it's cringey.

...

Sorry to tell you but he's not your friend.

>be me 18 year old boi who doesn't hang out with girls a lot
>prom goes great, dinner and dancing was fun for both of us
>friend's date is Mormon and isn't down to drink or smoke
>friend's date has to go home for Church in the morning, friend stays with us and keeps cockblocking me
>fucking pulls me aside and says "if you don't make a move by 3:30 i'll take over
>I try to make some moves and my date is too drunk and is into my friend now
>wtf.jpg
>she was just cuddling with me like 5 minutes ago on a bed
>I tell my friend not to do anything with her, I trusted him
>We have to sleep, there's only 2 bedrooms and two people can fit on a bed
>Let's call him Jay, he's gay it's his house
cont.?

do it feggit

It's a cold world.

Gotchya this still hurts man
>By now it's 3:30, Jay says he's sleeping in the room we're in cuz it's his room (I don't blame him)
>Let's call my asshole friend Joe says he doesn't want to sleep with Jay
>My date let's say Jenny stays silent
>I stay silent
>Joe and I battle it out to see who would stay up longer to room with Jenny
>1 fucking hour later.jpg
>I'm tired of fighting, I don't expect Joe to be a fucking asshole so I just pull him aside and say "hey she's my prom date, don't try anything k?"
>"ok you got it man"
>does a fucking 180
>fucks her
it gets better. it gets better....

I'm this guy ^
>Ok so I'm sleeping with gay Jay (no homo), he tells me some mercenary work he did for Joe
>"Hey when I went to 7-eleven earlier, Joe told me to buy a pack of condoms for him
>what
>what
>"yeah and said i could keep the rest of the change. I told Jenny about what Joe told me to do as a warning, I hope she's not doing anything with him
>you stupid fucking sophomore
how good is this story so far, I feel like dying

keep going mang