How come I always get poo stains in my underwear every time I squat? Happens after cardio and basically any time I get a wedgie
I always wipe my butt hole by reaching between my legs under my balls and wipe towards my dick.
I stop wiping when there is nothing left but I still get poo stains
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Joseph Wright
thank god I live in a civilized country that knows what a bidet is everything else is smearing yourself in shit
Alexander Brown
Wipe the other way. You reach around and wipe front to back.
Lincoln Lopez
I am curious about this too I've always wiped the same way but never had poopoo stains
Jace Clark
Had to learn how to wipe properly a few years ago, because i moven in to a dorm, and couldnt wash my ass there. This is what you do: first you put the paper to the top of your asshole. You start a swiping motion to your balls( dont touch them tho). You throw the paper away. New paper. Now you do the same motion, but in reverse, so the shit you previusly smeared downwards should be smeared upwars. You do this untill there is ABSOLUTELY no sign of shit. As a finisher reach just a tiny bit into your asshole, and keep doing it untill you reach out with a clean paper. Do the swipe-up swipe-down again, then youre done. You can thank me later, you shit stained bastard
Jonathan Clark
This. I'd rather spend more $$$ on TP than walk around with poopy drawers.
Lucas Lopez
How do you not clog the toilet or stink up the garbage can using that much TP
Jacob Gonzalez
This. I've always instinctively gone in opposite directions until there's nothing on the paper. Never had any trouble.
Christopher Jackson
r8 my ass cleaning regimen, I almost never get skidmarks anymore
>Wipe one direction until it's clean >Go other direction a few times >Pluck all ass hairs out of anus after >In shower always make sure to spray a jet of water directly onto anus for 15 seconds >After shower, wipe ass while it's still a bit wet
Jacob Evans
just get a small thing of tp and put it in your butt, it prevents all poo stains and suppresses farts
Jeremiah Cruz
I dont know what kind of sewage system is in your country, but mine can handle the toiletpaper. Also with time you get better at it, and only use optimal amounts of TP that can be flushed with ease
Michael Adams
Your country has to have good pipes. I didn't even realize people threw their used tp into trashcans until I went overseas. Felt so wrong throwing all that pooped paper right next to me.
Thomas Lewis
God damn, buy a cheap $15 bidet spray on Amazon
No more skid marks ya mongs
Also saves money on toilet paper
Carson White
because you're fucking gross and don't wipe all the way. Jesus. Just use baby wipes
Easton Gomez
>because you don't wipe all the way What do you stick your hand up your ass?
Samuel Adams
wipe good, shower after shitting
Wyatt Miller
wedge a sheet of toilet paper into your buttcrack when you're done. leave it there to absorb any excess. Go about your day. Pull it out later and eat it.
Ryan Nelson
Use wet wipes you moron! Also wipe backwards and spread your asscheeks when shitting. A good spread shoould prevent a lot of stains. Also check your diet because a good diet leads to nearly no shit on your butthole and cheeks.
>ITT: grown-up men that do not know how to wipe their ass
Luke Torres
B A B Y W I P E S A B Y W I P E S
Cameron Reed
Wet wipes are literally the best thing besides a bidet. If your toilet doesn't have a bidet, just by yourself wet wipes/babywipes. Wiping with normal toilet papter ist disgusting. Do you also just wipe shit with a normal paper away if you get some on your hand? No you don't, why would do it on you asshole then?
Zachary Jenkins
wipe with paper then finish with baby wipes.
Christopher Taylor
This.
Nicholas Sanchez
what the fuck has this board come to....
Jack Butler
Sometimes I like to eat my used TP
not even kidding
Carson Collins
trim your asshair
Carter Ross
The way I do it is I make a little log type shape instead of just crumpling the TP to get the deepest wipe. Do your normal wipes. After it's clean, go closer to the balls and wipe. You'll usually find redisdual shit there that was either moved by wiping. Also, when you shower, be sure to always clean the crack. Go against the hairs as well to be as thorough as possible.
Luke Brooks
No, it's you that changed, you grew up. Veeky Forums always has been a place for socially inept autists that failed to learns basic things and try to compensate by lifting. But well, it still is a magical place ...
Jaxon Price
I'm in the US and I do this. Nothing wrong with it.
Samuel Lee
Quest bars and Costco protein bars give me the best fucking poops because they're like 400g of fiber. At 4.2 cents per gram of proteion the costco ones are pretty much the same price as eggs
Jaxon Wood
>wiping back to front ayyy lmaoooo
Jack Nelson
>I always wipe my butt hole by reaching between my legs under my balls and wipe towards my dick. Front to back
Logan Murphy
Don't flush baby wipes you inept assholes. They don't dissolve and clog up the sewer system
Jaxon Moore
what the fuck? you people ever heard of a bidet shower?