Tfw no gf

>tfw no gf

do people actually care this much about having a girlfriend?

nah stopped caring 5 years ago

t. Femanon.

>my best option right now has a kid and was in jail at one point

how many other threads are you gonna post this in

All of them until I get a (You), so thanks

Hey no problem bud, go get her. Just make sure the kids don't walk in on you.

>tfw gf doesn't have a dick

nah fuk off, I have 2 right now and I'm shitless tired of them both
fuk women I wish I was gay so I would just lift with other husbando modes. We would increase our testosterone orally afterwards in the showers