Tfw no gf

>tfw no gf

do people actually care this much about having a girlfriend?

nah stopped caring 5 years ago

t. Femanon.

>my best option right now has a kid and was in jail at one point

how many other threads are you gonna post this in

All of them until I get a (You), so thanks

Hey no problem bud, go get her. Just make sure the kids don't walk in on you.

>tfw gf doesn't have a dick

nah fuk off, I have 2 right now and I'm shitless tired of them both
fuk women I wish I was gay so I would just lift with other husbando modes. We would increase our testosterone orally afterwards in the showers

>27 never had a gf
>Only sex stuff has been with escorts/hookers

Im fucked
Ive had like 15 partners and have yet to kiss a girl

>tfw no friends and no gf

t. kissless virgin

help Veeky Forums, what do i do?

>tfw wife and child

>tfw going on a 2nd date with girl this week

I recently turned 29 and I'm a kissless virgin, incredible

U habe moni? go do da gym missta. Eat sum proteyn

actually im a pajeet. Maybe its a cultural thing?

Aren’t pajeets the most obsessed with women? All the sexual repression makes you rapey.

>he fell for the nuclear family meme

get a /bf/ and adopt, user, I'm available

What does it have to do with Veeky Forumsness?
I am in the same boat too but these threads are ridiculous.

>broke up 4 years ago
>Have only had sex once since
>with a hotter girl tb f but was very drunk so can't remember it clearly
>Ex is now going out with a guy who is like 6'1
>im 5'9
>literally no prospects

doesn't mean i want a girlfriend

>he's been single for five years

This makes me worried. Was gonna get an escort now to rid myself of my eternal virginity (1 away from wizardhood), but what if I turn up like this guy? I don't wanna turn up like this guy. Please anything but this guy.

Its definetly because of your height and not ur personality. Now you have no motivation to change yourself for the better because ur using the "pity me I'm a manlet" excuse.

yes

you're worse than him wtf are you talking about

I was planning on the hookers to be a confidence boost so sex is no longer this mysterious and spooky and magical thing, but if after all that all I'll ever do is fuck hookers then losing my wizard powers would have been for nothing.

my gf dumped me yesterday and today i have seen her in town, holding hands with another man