Be 5'5 midget

this is super funny to do

I've done in infront of a manlet at the clubs smoking area once and some girl said it's sad how he was clearly lying about his height

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Pls gibe

Definitely trying this

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Caring about how you are perceived is perfectly healthy you subhuman.

I'm 4'11 and only measured once. When will lanklets learn?

>jeff is shorter than a 5'11 man

>jee, how come?

jeff is 5'9

so in BB comps, do you really lose points if you don't have skin that looks like a country market rotisserie chicken chicken? I'd imagine just having a little tan would be vastly better than looking like you're trying to get Hannibal Lecture's mouth watering