Fps/fhg/fph aspireassist edition

Truly, their gluttony knows no bounds.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=nC6FkP5JZVk
bbc.co.uk/news/health-39936138
youtube.com/watch?v=mq8IY_nLXME
twitter.com/AnonBabble

...

Perversely enough I wish there were more fat fucks where I live so I could get some original stories for these threads.

I'm vaguely acquainted with some tumblrina fat feminists, but I keep them at arms' length to minimize drama in my life. I do know they complain about joint pain and digestive issues a lot, though.

...

This reminds me of an old Bill Hicks routine, where his great fear as a smoker was that he'd wind up smoking through a hole in his neck.

I mean... seriously, if you are having them drill a hole in your belly so that you can quite literally become a high tech bulimic, maybe re-evaluate some life choices?

where's the cellulite?

Waiting for more from this story.

>a 12 is a 12

No she's just used to vanity sizing

W-what is this?

>high tech bulimic

Aren't models supposed to be very slim because it gets rid of their curves and makes their bodies more alike so designers have an easier time making/trying on/producing clothes?

It's probably very difficult since the more someone weights, the more fat is going to be distributed unproportionally. I don't know, it seems kinda like a good strategy to me, cutting down on costs and time being wasted.

2pl8s worth of cringe.

its a basically a drain you can have installed into your stomach
youtube.com/watch?v=nC6FkP5JZVk

like second anus?

Models are glorified organic mannequins. They're there to show off the clothes. Fat fucks being as vapid as they are don't focus on the clothes, they instead focus on the model.

>t.Veeky Forums

Yes. The upside of a thin runway model is not only what you mentioned but it shows the clothing in motion. The model's job is important for the designer to get their creative decisions across.

Large mannequins are actually a good idea - it can help drive sales among bigger women if they see themselves being represented. What the ranting fatty does here is stupid because she turns it into an argument for why an entire group of women who are just minding their own business shouldn't even exist because they don't look like her. THAT is more vain than working as a model.

My ex had this done. She asked me to come along to the trial sign ups, and she was picked. It's pretty effective for what it is, bulimia without the fucked esophagus and teeth.

She certainly did get smaller in an incredible amount of time.

I'd hate to see what her skin looks under the clothes, though. Losing that much so fast couldve caused havoc.

a second throat for vomiting seem more accurate

what about the stomach acid?

>This is what thiccfags want.
Disgusting.

How big was she starting out?

I don't remember the hubbub about what the requirements were to have it done.

Man I miss living in Asia

can't they loop it to their mouths so they can constantly eat?

which asia though? I glad I left the jungle one

obesity is the new smoking, hopefully soon people start to realize its unhealthy like smoking and stop.

Augmented bulimia

You have to go back, nigger of asia.

I wonder if a couple decades into the future, people will be suing huge corporations going on and on about HAES and fatphobia fucking up their bodies and giving them cancers and other disorders, just like they did with smoking.

Both are bad, but at least doctors were actually prescribing cigarettes and people were listening to their (poorly mistaken) advice. Nowadays, doctors are constantly ignored and whenever you interject you are told "that's between me and my doctor" when you know for a fact that their doctor is wanting them to lose weight but can't say anything due to confidentiality policies. Maybe with so much emphasis on getting rid of healthy living and encouragement of stuffing your face, ignorance will be acceptable for the grounds of winning in court.

I don't know if this will be possible though due to their shorter lifespan and the odds pushing their ability to drop like 50 ton flies.

bbc.co.uk/news/health-39936138
Fatties BTFO

Chances are that the doctors just give up telling them to lose weight after a while, just to get them out of the door so they can deal with people that actually want to be helped.

Former bulimic here. This is exactly the process without the vomit. After I'd throw up I'd drink water and move about a bit before another round of purging. It's called a flush and it's often warned against even in pro ana/mia sites. (Well at least a safety warning sometimes. Nothing is really off limits on those sites except eating obviously)

You're a homosexual friend, whether you know it or not. Looking a women's clothes and not women is gay as shit.

Wait i just realised you're talking about fat females.

>Models are glorified organic mannequins
You mean glorified hangers.

>mfw someone would voluntarily become stomic patient with a surgically made hole to her body rather than stop pushing burgers to her gorge
mein Gott...

bet she tells people she has crohn's disease or something

these people who volunteer to have their stomach cut out, or put a tube in their gut..
fucking why...
just stop stuffing your face

> makes a planned parenthood joke

Not enough pics in here. Let's get some less seen pics into this thread.

...

...

...

that ass is literally collapsing on itself. a true black hole

I love how brutal this is.

Why is the practice warned against?

Depletes the electrolytes much more than simply purging since you're essentially flushing add much as you can out of their. It increases risk of heart attack.

It's notorious on proana boards for being a leading cause of death among bulimics. Granted I haven't read studies so much as anecdotal evidence but so many years of consistent reports from the girls living with it, who are hospitalized, warned by doctors, and they are the ones who feel the effects.

I still did it but only after large binges.

For some reason becoming an augmented bulimic seems far more degenerate than operations which reduce the size of their stomachs.
>we never asked for this

This is the kind of attitude we need to have with these HAES fuckers. Call them out on their bullshit in front of everybody so they are ashamed, and others can see how garbage this "movement" is.

Well thanks for the heads up. I did not know that. I sometimes throw-up when I drink too much and do some coke, or if I'm recovering from a nasty hangover, and I usually just chug some water so I don't get dehydrated.

Obligatory FPH/FPS pic

I want to give her a roll if you get what I'm saying

F A T T

Man, just realized I've been sitting on a FPS for awhile now, forgot about it until a convo today brought it up. Suck at green text, so please bear with me, this happened like 2 years ago.
>Be me, deli clerk at supermarket
>Fucking deli is packed, Super Bowl Sunday has descended upon us
>Hot wings, fried chicken, and chicken tender sandwiches are all on sale and we sell these out the ass on a slow day
>Normally kitchen is a one person job, two people in there today just for frying shit, we are constantly out of hot wings
>Two guys ask us for a box of 100 wings, so need to fry more. fucking. wings. Toss a whole case in fryer, about 500 wings.
>Nbd the guys are nice and don't mind waiting, hang out and chat with the deli clerks a bit
>Then, it happens
>Fucking blob of a human being, as wide as she is tall literally pushes past people in the packed deli to get to the guy frying chicken
>This grease bucket nignog looks pissed for some reason and is wear a tight ass stretchy dress at about 400lb AT LEAST
>Looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag
>Fat is literally hanging from her elbows, like drooping fat sacks- her struggling body has given up and is sticking fat anywhere it can
>She manages to get the cook's attention and yells at him, "Y'ALL GOT ANY MORE WINGS COMING OUT?!"
>Goddamn, why is this fat bitch so loud, I'm working the other end of the deli and can hear this shit over all the other customers
>Guy explains to her he's got some cooking right now and asks how many she'd like
>"HOW MANY YOU GOT?"
>Oh shit nigga, what? Everyone heard and is now staring at this woman
>Guy stammers, tells her that the guys to the side of her are waiting on a 100 piece box, so there should be 400 left afterwards
>"I'LL TAKE THEM."
>Allofmywhy.jpg that's like 200 fucking dollars
>She glares at everyone working until handed her chicken when they're done and out the fryer
>We all fucking snicker because we know she's not sharing that shit, customers are laughing too

You lose potassium and protons when throwing up, low potassium can cause cardiac arrythmia and death.

...

Thanks for the OC!

>She'll probably just use them to masterbait.

...

>400 wings
CMON

Mods need to start permabanning people who post this

youtube.com/watch?v=mq8IY_nLXME

There's a law against suing fast food corporations after two hamplanet sisters sued McDonalds. Its like the main reason behind Super Size Me.

>you would literally have to walk for a week without stopping to burn off those calories

...

>Take the energy to point it out
Is talking a physical challenge for them?

>be strong independent person of size
>get winded by doing anything other than breathe

The only struggle this bitch faces are standing and breathing

Fake but still kek

does her smell define her
does the space she takes define her

Anyone actually ever dated a fat chick before?

>double barreled shotguns not good looking
Get this shit out of my face senpai.

...

Why does it have to be obligatory, man

Should have said she wasn't affected by the gravity of the situation.

Fresh content. Currently sitting across the aisle from this beast. The chair is being absorbed into its assmass and the legs are literally more round than they are long. It is sitting with a male hypercuck that I think might be a literal gay. The beast stated a few moments ago, "my armpits are sweaty. TEE HEE." I'm wearing a sweater at the moment as it's a chilly day.

i'm a size 2 lol

>Losing that much so fast
That's a meme. Tension is what rips collagen, therefore the faster tension dissipates the better. Having Labrador skin flaps will not, in and of itself, hinder the skin's ability to repair itself.

>that expression
insanity

>TEE HEE
Why do they always say that?

>asspie female
>get a tinder date
>horny as fuck, proceed
>can never tell if a guy is fat or Veeky Forums when he is wearing clothes
>decided to gamble
>clothes come off
>he looks like a pig
>get fucked by this pig
>the convexity of his abdominal pannus fits into the concavity of my abdomen sub-tits in a disturbingly tight manner
>try to think of anime porn of women being fucked by fat old men, monsters, and pigmonsters
>probably has half an inch of cock buried in his fat
>get mad while being fucked at the waste of a good cock
>sex was shitty
>he's driving me home, I'm /n/ he's Veeky Forums
>I made some sort of comment that if more people rode bikes instead of driving, people wouldn't be so god damned fat
>says that he isn't fat but ...
>screaming in head

dm;hs? Dear Veeky Forums: please commit suicide. You are a blight upon this world and I hate every single one of you compensating chode pigmodes.

>Go to bodybuilding show
>Diet hard for 16 weeks
>Step on stage proud of what I accomplished
>This ham planet steps on stage and totally shits on the standard of the sport
>Used the show as a "ITS MY JOURNEY LOOK HOW MUCH WEIGHT I LOST LOL"
>Ham planet goes on a tangent because her picture wasn't put in the gallery of athletes because her body doesnt represent the sport
>Gets butthurt and goes on a social media spree saying the sport is body shaming
>See my 16 weeks go down the drain because this ham planet gets her feelings hurt

I dated a chubby girl who had an eating disorder. She has basically zero lean body mass from a lifetime spent purging, doing nothing but cardio, and only eating carbs because "meat is fatty and makes you fat." It got to the point where she still looked soft and slightly pudgy at a BMI of 18.5, just above underweight. It's quite a shame, as she's very pretty and a motivated person. But shitty fitness myths fucked her body beyond belief, and I could never get her under the bar, which is ironically the only thing that could have fixed her. All she had to do was a clean bulk followed by one cut and she would have balanced out.

Not your normal FPS I guess, but I still get angry about how fucked up she was and figured Veeky Forums would understand.

Kek

>Goddamn, why is this fat bitch so loud
Because Black people just are

She's still fat, wtf.

Just saw this on Tinder.
>Athletic Trainer

Curious, if a guy is ever with a lady liek that and he gets the vibe that she is not digging the fooling around but isn't saying anything about it. What would you suggest the guy do?

What would have made you happier in the situation you described.

I bet she would be gorgeous if delivered drivers stopped showing up at her place.

Well it is important to drink water but the act of flushing out the contents of your stomach (for instance I wouldn't stop until I was throwing up clear water/bile and that is very much the norm) that causes problems. You should be fine. This is mainly an issue that bulimics face. You can throw up and just rehydrate, you'll be fine.

I mean you dont have to be fit to train other people but it does seem like a bad business strategy.

I have a really full flight coming up next week to Hawaii. How do I protect myself against hams spilling into my seat?

A fashion model is supposed to be like a walking clothes hanger

Tinder whore dump?

A "glamor model" is supposed to be sexy/attractive, and they are usually larger than fashion models.

>What would you suggest the guy do?

I assume you have a mouth and some fingers. Use them.

Models generally arent actually that good looking I think. They are unironically to small and flat. I see regular girls all the time I would rather look at than big time fashion models.

haoshoku no fury at this truly staggering hypocrisy

"I am desperate and need someone to bankroll me"

>bitch goes to Disenyland every other week
I dont know how the fuck she hasnt lost weight from the constant standing and walking around

I love taking my kids to disneyland.

Sooooo many steps.

>going through divorce and already thinking of the next guy to fuck
Well gee whiz who wants to bet the baby smashed inside of her isnt the ex?

that looks fun :^)

I understand. I got fat as a kid on meds and a shit fat family life. Became anorexic. Sub 100 at 5'4" (lowest in normal range is 108-110. Was closer to 80 than normal) gained back a ton of weight. Currently chub/thick/fat but eating disorders ruined my body. No muscle, all skin and fat.

Only lifting will save me.

Fuck disneyland, I live near there and I love to yell "fucking tourists" when drunk