Ttw rare sips

T. Nonsipper

>go to party
>tired as shit due to exhausting week with little sleep
>set aside my distate and go for the sip meme
>fall asleep standing

because its a drink with 90mg of caffeine. Caffeine in general doesnt let you hit PR's even if you take a ton, its a slight energy boost not a steroid.

>its a drink with 90mg of caffeine
It has 136 mg you meme loving fuck. And maybe if you didn't fucking pump yourself full of caffeine regularly it would have a real effect on you.

its actually 160mg, i was thinking of a different drink.

and no, caffeine is a meme. Its real effect is an energy boost, getting rid of that tired feeling.

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Then call it a fucking placebo if it makes you feel better. My story is true.

No your story is false and you work for monster, you make it way to fucking obvious. You suck at your job.

>Monster made me hit pr's
>monster made me full of energy
'>monster made me really happy

wow monster must be a life saver

Monster also got me a promotion.

>you work for monster
Holy. Shit. This is some /pol/tier conspiracy garbage.

No, Its obvious. all the sip threads lately, same pattern on every post. Monster has recently put more money into pr, yeah fuck off.

Dude I work for an electricity company, not Monster.

That said if any Monster employees want to pay me for my testimonial? I'm down for that.

>"Hey goys I like this dronk."
>cuck: "I don't like this drunk so u must be marketing monkeys."

Some fresh sippin OC, I've got 8 days before my first final and I was up till 6am last night trying to fix my laptop so it's an /excessivesippin/ kind of day

S I P B O Y S

>160
Wrong again

>lately
Found the newfag

SIPS collection bros reporting in

>people hating monster

If you dont like it then dont post in the thread you communist.

so how much is it ya fag

Gotta try out this crazy internet thing sometime dude. You can find all sorts of info.

caffeineinformer.com/caffeine-content/monster-ultra-blue

haven't been on Veeky Forums for a while so not sure what this meme is all about
why are you calling energy drinks sips?

is ripper hard to find where you live?

ITT: newfriends

Sips are sugarfree, retards

Dude Ripper is the most delicious shit ever but borderline fucking impossible to find.

It isn't sip worthy though, it has sugar in it.

Can't find purple sips anywhere anymore. One gas station had them for maybe a week and now they're gone. Help bros

NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF

This guy again

It may constitute a pre workout. I used to sip all the time before my routines. Lighten up a bit, just give it a try. One time won't hurt you, and you might like it

>One time won't hurt you, and you might like it
What the fuck man. You tards are like meth addicts

It's a preworkout you fucking dunce.

You've never sipped.

You seem pretty succeptable to peer pressure.
I hear suicide is pretty popular, you should try that too.

>nonsipper detected

Purple sips taste like cough medicine.

Hell yeah buddy

tfw Veeky Forums is shilling jew chemical water

reeeeeeeeeeee why does no one sell yellow sips

Genuinely confused, what does "sip" mean in this context?

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No, no it isn't. Besides, putting up a 135 bench PR is fucking sad anyway.

Lurk more

>I don't like this drink

I used to drink this carbonated jizz water by the case until paid Monster shills co opted the lingo and anonymity of this board to peddle their heart arrhythmia juice covertly. I find it so goddamned obnoxious that I refuse to by any Monster products ever again.

Yeah I also drank it before the meme. Lots of us did. That's why it was ripe to become a meme. I don't understand how someone can realize how popular it already was and simultaneously believe that the meme is a shill campaign.

>how popular it already was

The only people I ever saw, and ever see drinking this shit are fat people and children.

Saved

(gulps are stronger than sips to be honest family)

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only sipper I ever saw was my coworker, a skinny alcoholic chef who routinely blacked out.

Really not a fan of the purple stuff. My preferences are red, white, and blue, in that order. That's not a patriotic joke, though I am a patriot.

>spotted purple sips at a gas station across town while you're traveling between job sites
>nowhere else in town seems to have it
>tfw too broke to buy it

I got paid right after work...

>tfw only store with rare sips got them for 50 fucking bucks
Just fuck me in the asshole with your blood.

You aren't missing anything, the purple stuff actually tastes pretty mediocre. Now if you want REAL rare sips, go find yourself some Muscle Monster, that's an actual Veeky Forums drink...

Whats your favorite sip? I loved the Orange but tried the yellow and lets just say I have a new favorite

Better Red than dead

>Those flavors
>That protein
>Trips
Wow, thanks user.

For about a year in the army I had one of these every day for breakfast, really got me started right after some exhausting PT.

CHOOSE YOUR SIP

Just be sure you shake it well before you drink it, it's mildly carbonated but the protein settles after it sits around for a while.

Red vs. Muscle. There will be blood.

>Posting faggy monster and using the term gulp

GULPS are for real men, fuck off scum

AWW YEAH MOTHERFUCKIN GULP THREAD

>Unironically implying cockstar is better than Monster

You need some 10mm chemo to stop the cancer that is your life

SHOO SHOO BAI GOBLIN

Gulpfags begone

Excess antioxidants are a no-go man, ditch that thing.

Fuck sipping, I just chug it, I like for all that caffeine to kick in as soon as possible and preferably all at once

>tfw as a working man I need this

Gulpfags BTFO

You are doing it wrong, you didn't post or link to anything that BTFO'd them.

dealwithautism.com/energy-drinks-likely-to-cause-autism-in-children-yale-university-124/

>Monster
>Ever

G U L P B O Y Z

>energy-drinks-likely-to-cause-autism-in-children

I guess it's lucky that I'm a man and not a child.

Don't worry, you'll get there eventually gulpfag.

>Passing on your shit sipfag genetics to your children.

>Attempts to debunk "energy drinks"
>Posts an energy drink
>Thinks he has defeated Monster

No

Not just any energy drink friend

THE energy drink

Get that thing out of here, you are disqualified

>article says kids drinking energy drinks is linked to autism and poor school performance
>I'm somehow going to transmit autism to my children by sipping

So you got the reading part down, now try the comprehension part.

I know six people who sip. Two of them don't lift. The other four can squat more than 2x their body weight, and honestly sip way too much. Like 5 or more cans per day.

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>2017
>Not sipping

>Red being this low
>Red being below purple
Obviously this graphic was rigged by the same people that did Hillary's poll predictions

>kids will never know the feel

>5 or more

holy shit i can drink 500mg of caffeine in a day but 2 cans of monster and i dont feel good drinking more

How much longer til morning

That shit murdered my gut.

Most be nice to shill on reddit and Veeky Forums for money

seriously, where do you sign up?

>local man arrested for attempting to create a nuke in his kitchen
>nuke s dearmed by sip cartographer Rich Piana

Is...is that...a suicide sip?

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