T. Nonsipper
Ttw rare sips
>go to party
>tired as shit due to exhausting week with little sleep
>set aside my distate and go for the sip meme
>fall asleep standing
because its a drink with 90mg of caffeine. Caffeine in general doesnt let you hit PR's even if you take a ton, its a slight energy boost not a steroid.
>its a drink with 90mg of caffeine
It has 136 mg you meme loving fuck. And maybe if you didn't fucking pump yourself full of caffeine regularly it would have a real effect on you.
its actually 160mg, i was thinking of a different drink.
and no, caffeine is a meme. Its real effect is an energy boost, getting rid of that tired feeling.
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Then call it a fucking placebo if it makes you feel better. My story is true.
No your story is false and you work for monster, you make it way to fucking obvious. You suck at your job.
>Monster made me hit pr's
>monster made me full of energy
'>monster made me really happy
wow monster must be a life saver
Monster also got me a promotion.
>you work for monster
Holy. Shit. This is some /pol/tier conspiracy garbage.