>Doing Squats
>Right knee starts to hurt
Doing Squats
>benching
>feel a sneeze coming
>Dead lifts
>Feel myself aging
>OHP
>back starts hurting
>mid-OHP on 2 plates
>gym bro starts tickling me
>serving myself 1 Snoop
>At that moment piano Man sees this
>Hfw
Shit forgot pic
>inject test
>chest starts to hurt a littler
ur fugged :D
turns out it was heart burn.
>lauch sein
>squatting
>hip impingement as per usual
>presses
>nerve in elbow twinges on the ascent every rep
>benching
>left hand's internal grip on bar is slightly off compared to right just enough to annoy you
When this happens I rack the weight and move along
>benching
>left shoulder impingement as usual
>desire to scream intensifies
>good thing is nobody know can tell I am injured they just think I and pushing myself
>farmers squats
>right hip impingement starts acting up
I was never going to get those yolked quads anyway
>suicide grip
>suicidal thoughts creeping in
Holy fuck this. Like a slight tremor with no pain
> middle of squat
> feel your balance tipping backwards
>Doing squats
>Pants rip
> doing squats
> *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFPPTT*
> gym bro sniffs
>Squats
>Squat plug slipping out
>dumbbell raises
>one arm gives out early
>bench press
>feel my twig wrists strain and snap
>First sip of the day
>Chest starts to hurt.
>maxing bench with no spot
>can't get the bar as high as the safety's
>he hasn't trained his abdominal floor so his boipucci can produce more suction that the air intake of an F-22
n o t g o n n a m a k e i t
>Lying hip thrusts
>My hips don't lie
>benching max
>bar starts to tilt
just get the bigger ones.
it's time, user. Worth the money.
>Forward lunge
>Opponent halfheartedly parries my jab and responds in kind.
>Our back and forth begins, he notes my defense using the rocky terrain and gives me some clues about his own style
>He's better studied than I expected
>He compliments me and admits my superiority with blade
>He's smiling like a fat kid with a cake
>Ask him why
>He says he's not left handed, switches, and starts to drive me back
>He's actually amazing, pushes me to a ledge and pins me
>doing squats at all
never gonna make it
KEK
> one more rep to go on bench
> dogs chase each other into the room