MIRE THREAD

Low-grade nurse mire just the other day.
I haven't had my blood pressure taken by this nurse in about two months but she was very complimentary of my arm progress.
I'll take it, I've been trying to grow my 'ceps for a while now, tris have always overwhelmed them.

So not just fat, small too? Those grapes must be really for you.

>never saw a real reason to lift other than lifting lots of books and having a firm butt
>after circling around each other for 3 years I finally go on a date with a girl I started uni with
>tall, cute, long brown hair, hazel eyes and shy to the maximum
>the date ends in her apartment and we make out in her living room
>after some vanilla kissing she starts giggling like a dork
>raise an eyebrow and look at her like “pardon?”
>”im just so happy we are finally having sex”
>feel an intense heat rising up in me
>her cuteness has fueled my horny heart and my muscles
>open the buttons on her skirt and yank it off
>hands under her buttocks and lift her up, her crotch in my face
>hear a gasp as I grace her thighs
>start eating her out as good I can, my tongue invading her pink kingdom
>she inhales so deep like shes going underwater
>pushes my face even further into her crotch
>after several minutes of licking shes audibly near an orgasm, signal to give it all
>hear something like a soul leaving a body followed by a really dorky giggling
>after I place her back onto her feet she whispers “bedroom, please!”
>she tries to walk gracefully but her knees are wobbly and she nearly trips
>catch her, lift her up like in those movies and carry her to the bedroom
>she looks at me with a big smile and runs her fingers over my shoulders
>I place her on the edge of her bed and adjust for some gentle pounding
>after some minutes I hear something strange
>every time our hips meet there is a “m…” in the air
>minutes later it’s a “ma...”
>every time I slam my meat into her shes saying “ma”…
>”ma”, “ma”, “ma”, “ma”….

cont.

cont.

>start laughing like an idiot
>look at her like „what the fuck“
>shes sweating like mad and gasping “mama didn’t prepare me for this”
>whatthefuck.jpg
>cant stop laughing
>she drums my chest with her fists and goes “noooooo don’t laugh please, I wanna fuck”
>this speech brings me back serious mode
>lift her up and start hammering her to the wall in an awkward position, my muslces burning like mad
>she grabs my face and kisses me like she wants to marry me
>caressing my body and gasping
>she suddenly starts groaning and whispers “another one”
>cant take it anymore, this is too funny
>throw her onto the bed and want to cum all over her
>try to walk but my knees are all wobbly
>trip and fall next to the bed
>she starts laughing and even snorts
>we both laugh it off and continue fucking through the night
>last time I was truly happy with someone

yeah do your cardio btw

>was at my local neighborhood bar last night and some girls came in
>qt π spinner and land whale friend
>qt π is kinda drunk but social and invites me to join them
>she tries to have a conversation with me but keeps losing her train of thought and giggling
>stops at some point and starts staring at my bicep. She touchs it and apologies
>we keep talking and she grabs my leg but pulls back and apologizes again
> bartender sees whats going on and smiles at me
>land whale sees too and goes "well, it's time to go"
>bartender tells me they're regulars on trivia night
>plan on smashing this Tuesday

Feels good, man.

>Imagine if a bunch of women gathered together to brag to each other about how a guy told them they were cute or smiled at them once.

Do you not talk to women? Because that happens all the damn time

>Oh em gee Chad looked at me do you think he's keen?

But user, what you described is exactly what the Bechdel test stands for and is one of the multiple reivindications of feminism. It is still a constant in our social reality.

You cleary don't have a sister, every month her friends come over and they bring wine, chocoalte and other shit, gather in her room and talk for hours about how they saw cute guy, how some ugly guy talked to them etc. It's awesome becasue there's fuck tone of choclate left next day.

You guys are pathetic.

Last time I was in the pub:
>Legit 10/10 hits on me and stammers when she first talks to me
>another girl who was mirin the whole time actually finds and adds me on fb

What board are you on, son?

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>mama didn’t prepare me for this

>went to sisters birthday
>aunts grope me when we hug
>cousin mires my arms

At least someone mires I guess

Woah qboa whoa wtf
whoaaaaaaaaaaaa chilll
whoaaaaaaaaaaa hold on

Got one from last semester I've been meaning to green text
>in class, talking about business strategy
>some idiot asks about how small firms can compete with bigger firms with bigger budgets
>professor holds up a finger signaling to hold that thought
>turns to me and has me get up in front of the class
>looks around at all the girls, really looking around
>I mean really, this takes two lines because he spent like 3 minutes looking around
>has the smallest grill in the class get up in front of the class beside me
>proceeds to go along with his analogy, using me as the example of the industrial giant and her as the small firm

>play pool with an old guy
>after the game he shakes my hand and says, "damn, they're building them big now, you look strong as hell"

Various mires from girls but those are hardly worth anything since girls don't know what they want

>men's department at Macy's getting a suit
>older woman makes a big production about how muscular and handsome I am, telling my fiancee how lucky she is

kys

>customer feels up my my arm
>laugh it off
>making a salad in the kitchen
>hot bartender feels my arm up
>2 mires in a row feelsgud

This cute little brunette pussy was giving me mad mires today

But my cat always does that when im shitting in her litter box

>At a hipster bar the other day to watch a friend's band play
>Sitting at a table with another friend drinking a beer
>qt short grill and her friend walk by, the qt turns and looks at me as she walks past, we both smile at each other and make direct eye contact
>Immediately think was that a mire?
>Friend says, "Woah dude, she was definitely checking you out!"
>Never approach her because autism

Dropped MD and got fucked up at my uni leaving ball, ended up being that sweaty shirtless dude dancing. This one chick from my course kept bumping into me and stroking my abs, literally every time I look over she'd look away like she'd been caught looking... Probably should've gone for it but I was fucked and she had a bf which was weird

Kekkers

>be me and coworker walking on station (sales)
>wear tight t shirt because there were no medium shirts keer
>see one girl whispering something to her friends
>all girls instantly look at me and my massive chest

Its something

Medium shirts left*

>tfw can never do this despite being jacked due to loose skin on hips

Best I can do is a tight t-shirt or a singlet.

>no mediums left
>fits in a small

>topkek skinny faggot

WHOA

Andy?

>tfw yesterday a guy told me I looked familiar and asked me if I was in a men's fitness magazine

Th...Thanks

Those whispers weren't admiration. They were calling you a slut and a whore. Woman don't mire other women, oh, they might to your face, but behind your back and when they don't think your looking, they despise and tear you down. Gossip between women about another, prettier woman is like jackals tearing into a fresh corpse.

cute

>In the locker room
>Short fat balding Indian guy looks at me
>says that I have big muscles
>say I should be a "model actor"
>tries to shake my hand
>says that I am tough and that he likes that

I don't like making it. I don't like it at all.

Nope

Probably not a 'mire, but felt great nonetheless.
>Be me two days ago (24yo 180cm, 77kg, 85kg x 5 bp this monday. 14 months of gym, before that cardiofag)
>just finished a back and bicep workout
>not even that pumped, wearing off-white t-shirt. (only €9 but great fit)
>my tan, just-left-dyel-mode arms glistening in the sun
>about to leave the gym
>head over to the entrance
>chubby chick doing back extensions for dem hammies looks at me twice at the top of the rom
>probably not a mire, but whatever
>keep walking
>gyminstructor bro (~22 yo, 200cm+, bretty big) is talking to some roastie at the counter
>I greet instructorbro like always
>instructor bro COMPLETELY drops convo with roastie to ask me how my training went
>he's acting like she's not even there
>tell him it went pretty well etc. gotta go though, have shit to do, didn't want to interrupt their convo etc.
>roastie's obviously checking out my physique.
>fixes her hair
>I say "catch you later, instructorbro", ignoring the roastie
>keep walking, feel her eyes burning a hole in my back

On the stairs to the parking lot I realize why roastie was looking kinda familiar... It turns out that I went to highschool with this bitch. She used to bully me because of my body hair. (I got it early, pretty normal now thankfully) Get a warm and fuzzy feeling knowing that that roastie must have felt like a ghost. Instructorbro made me feel and look like I was a million times more important than the roastie.

stillfeelsgoodtodayman.jpg

>revising for final exams, friends know this
>my friend and girl he's trying to bang pop around unannounced one day to say hi
>she grabs my arm to demonstrate something
>keeps her grip on it and starts rubbing it
we ended up having sex like 3 weeks later

>come home from uni
>hit up this girl who's sort of my ex that i never really got over
>she sounds super excited and enthused
>make plans for the weekend
>hasn't replied to my last couple of messages
i-it's fine, it's not like I got my hopes up or anything anyway...

What do you do for work

This was my thought too. Holy shit you must be tiny. I literally can't squeeze into a small and I'm not very big

You don't happen to go to JD gym do you?

>massive chest
>small t-shirt
Are you a dwarf?

Leaving
Ty based Rich

Fuck off bitch

>qt π
not qt 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233 786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006 606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146 951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749 567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190 702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827 785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923 542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049 951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010 003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882 353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201 065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775 283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319 255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767 837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752 162056966024058038150193511253382430035587640247496473263914199272604269922796 782354781636009341721641219924586315030286182974555706749838505494588586926995 690927210797509302955321165344987202755960236480665499119881834797753566369807 426542527862551818417574672890977772793800081647060016145249192173217214772350

its like you dont even wanna make it user

Woah qboa whoa wtf
whoaaaaaaaaaaaa chilll
whoaaaaaaaaaaa hold on

A coworker wanted to go out and do some pullups after work.
We did and he checked out my arms with my tshirt on and commented that i got big arms.

My ceps are only 15''

Nope LA Fitness, in canada

>italian or polynesian

i havent gotten a very good look at his face but his skin tone is that of an eyetalian or a polynegroid

>some idiot asks about how small firms can compete with bigger firms with bigger budgets
Well? How can they?

>new cardio bunny at gym confused me with a PT

This and a girl from the office telling "user, are you working out, right?"....few weeks ago were the only signs of mirin I've received in since I started lifting 9 months ago.
I'm married by the way, as you can see she gives a fuck about it.

cute story user

Beat them by changing your positioning. Either copy and under cut or differentiate your product

Well I don't get mires from hot chicks but at my boxing gym there's classes for beginners that go on during sparring and a lot of fat chicks and desperate moms watch me spar. I'm kinda in that midrange where hot chicks aren't in to me but the ugly and desperate girls are. It's another plateau I have to overcome

>get bullied by a girl
>over body hair
Jesus. Well, at least you got out of that.

"hey user, i was planning to go heavy on my squat, do you think you could give me a spot?"
icebreaker done. just be brave

"i get catcalled every time i leave the house, honestly its so creepy, do men actually think this works?"
"clubs are such meatmarkets, i just want to go dance with my friends without constantly being harrassed by thirsty guys"

they complain brag.

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I'd recognize that skyline from any angle.

keep projecting lil man

>be MD fag
>getting pre employment physical for my residency program
>some oldfag doctor is doing my physical
>tests my strength at knee extension
>reveal my true power levels
>oldfag doctor comments on how joocy my quads are
>have 4.5 plate squat and 6 plate deadlift
>whines about his statins keep him from getting joocy

Gotta get ripped or die mirin. Guess he's gonna die mirin, lmao

2cute4me

Yo I hope you tipped that bartender super well amigo

>finish workout
>go to pool afterwords
>enter pool area without shirt
>qt probably 5 or 6 years old stares at me and doesn't bother looking away when we make eye contact
>give her a wink

Little girl mires are the best. Would have talked to her but her mom was probably nearby

sorry to hear about your gyno

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how long did getting 4.5 pl8 squat take? also natty or not?

Is anybody here unable to enjoy a mire? Like, if some girl mires me I can't help to think how deluded and uneducated she must be to think I look good.

>be at walmart putting money on debit card
>get done and walk past checkout aisles
>ghetto looking black girl standing at one
>walk past and we lock eyes
>she bites and licks her lips
>she breaks eye contact first and looks away with a smirk
>didn't smile and kept serious face through whole stare down

Did I finally make it?

>Imagine if a bunch of women gathered together to brag to each other about how a guy told them they were cute or smiled at them once.

Literally the words of a man who has never even met a woman.

Are you fucking serious?

I get that the "OMG some girl looked in my general direction, she wants my dick!" replies are autistic as fuck, but these threads are mainly just guys who were out of shape (fat or skelly) and women didn't so much as notice them, and are now just showing off because they get blatant and direct comments about their bodies. Nothing wrong with showing off about that.

Went in to the uni gym, and somehow I was the biggest guy. It's dead for summer but there's usually a few huge Chads in there.
It was entirely DYELs. I got stares benching fucking 245, doing cable flies, etc.
I was the cardiobunny eye candy; completely surreal experience.

All these people getting baited
It's obvious why included women and didn't leave it at the usual "lol cringe kys"

get any digits?
tinder matches? "teehee do you go to the uni gym user? you look familiar"

From a couple months ago before I moved and stopped lifting for a bit
>go to show a town over for my fav band (wild reeds) by myself
>go at doors and grab a few drinks while first warm up plays
>artsy girl grabs seat right next to me even though bar is basically empty
>smiles at me, keeps looking over while she writes something down
>while I go to bathroom I come back and she's gone but bartender says she bought me a drink
>turns out she's the lead in second act band
>too spaghetti so I just stay in my seat near the back while her band goes on
>different artsy/hipster girl comes up next to me to order a drink and starts talking to me, saying she likes how I dress blah blah
>tells me I should come dance with her and her girlfriend, tell her I will when my band comes on
>she comes up during last song of second act and introduces her girlfriend to me for some reason, figure I have to finally dance with them
>they ask for my number to hang out even though they live 50 miles away
>dance with them, jam to my band, and leave before they can talk to me again, never got a text from them

Finally made it brehs

>"yo user you've been hitting the gym huh"
>"damn, he lifts" whilst pointing to me
>"you've got the V-taper girls like, user"
>mfw they were all guys

they were hitting on you

I was doing my set on Fly machine looking forward in the mirror when I realized that this girl was "using" her phone directly to me, when she realized she was looking at her phone she placed her hand in front of the camera.

girls don't mire me.

I didn't get a mire yet but i can relate and understand this feel

>ghetto black girl
Doesn't count as a human mire

>deluded and uneducated
Seriously......, what image of yourself you have mate? That's sad.

I know this feel

>Was fat most of my life ever since high school
>Began to take lifting and diet seriously when I turned 24
>27 now
>All those years of little to no friends and rejection from girls has made me unable to think any girl would want me despite the 'mirin I get for my shoulders

>mfw you will never do this

>>All those years of little to no friends and rejection from girls

does that mean you have friends now

>Oh user you are so ripped just like Chad A and Chad B

That shit didnt stop her for falling for my best friend chad C

Indians must have a god that lost weight. One of those 8 arm dudes.

All of the people (outside of my family) that comment on my weight loss are my Indian coworkers

...

how to stop this feel

so what the fuck, did you marry her?

>at friend's party, people leaving and saying goodbyes
>girl comes in for the hug
>"OMG, what was that?!"
>pokes my pecs
>I respond with "Oh, these?" and bounce my pecs
>her friend pulls her away after she eye fucked the shit out of me

>at company picnic outing
>have a Venice beach themed photobooth with "fit models" (employees) to take pictures with
>take picture with them
>milf is behind me with boobs on my back
>she comments "sun's out so guns out" and lifts the sleeves on my t-shirt
>she says "omg, why would you hide these arms?"

>at once a year family Thanksgiving
>"when did you get so buff?"
>"have you been working out?"
>"damn, you're hella buff"

I enjoy it for a second, then I become full of intense rage remembering how many females have broken my heart and just discarded me like trash to fuck the next dude in line.

I imagine the mirer doing that to me...

But I'm too strong now...

I'd strangle her...

I'd strangle her for hours. I'd keep strangling until there was nothing left. Just some bloody pulp and bone cutting into my hands.

I end up going to jail and getting raped by Tyrone's & The Gang until I had to turn into a Nazi (even tho I think racism is dumb).

...

Then I think...
>Why let that happen?
>Why open my heart to some useless whore?
>Why let this manipulative whore ruin the only existence I'll ever get?
>I should find a nice, conservative, feminine, bottom sub to brutally fuck every night...
>...to hold tightly as we go to sleep
>...to brush his cheek while staring deeply into his appreciative eyes
>...to play sports with. God I'd love to have someone to share fitness with...

>tfw sociopathic women turned me into a gay psychopath

Can we please just agree to end our Veeky Forums genes and let this society—that turns their best into cucks—die off from diabetes and HAES?

Just let China win. At least they beat their females into being conservative over there.

how the fuck did you not date her