MIRE THREAD

>mfw you will never do this

>>All those years of little to no friends and rejection from girls

does that mean you have friends now

>Oh user you are so ripped just like Chad A and Chad B

That shit didnt stop her for falling for my best friend chad C

Indians must have a god that lost weight. One of those 8 arm dudes.

All of the people (outside of my family) that comment on my weight loss are my Indian coworkers

...

how to stop this feel

so what the fuck, did you marry her?

>at friend's party, people leaving and saying goodbyes
>girl comes in for the hug
>"OMG, what was that?!"
>pokes my pecs
>I respond with "Oh, these?" and bounce my pecs
>her friend pulls her away after she eye fucked the shit out of me

>at company picnic outing
>have a Venice beach themed photobooth with "fit models" (employees) to take pictures with
>take picture with them
>milf is behind me with boobs on my back
>she comments "sun's out so guns out" and lifts the sleeves on my t-shirt
>she says "omg, why would you hide these arms?"

>at once a year family Thanksgiving
>"when did you get so buff?"
>"have you been working out?"
>"damn, you're hella buff"

I enjoy it for a second, then I become full of intense rage remembering how many females have broken my heart and just discarded me like trash to fuck the next dude in line.

I imagine the mirer doing that to me...

But I'm too strong now...

I'd strangle her...

I'd strangle her for hours. I'd keep strangling until there was nothing left. Just some bloody pulp and bone cutting into my hands.

I end up going to jail and getting raped by Tyrone's & The Gang until I had to turn into a Nazi (even tho I think racism is dumb).

...

Then I think...
>Why let that happen?
>Why open my heart to some useless whore?
>Why let this manipulative whore ruin the only existence I'll ever get?
>I should find a nice, conservative, feminine, bottom sub to brutally fuck every night...
>...to hold tightly as we go to sleep
>...to brush his cheek while staring deeply into his appreciative eyes
>...to play sports with. God I'd love to have someone to share fitness with...

>tfw sociopathic women turned me into a gay psychopath

Can we please just agree to end our Veeky Forums genes and let this society—that turns their best into cucks—die off from diabetes and HAES?

Just let China win. At least they beat their females into being conservative over there.

how the fuck did you not date her