Suicide grip

>being alive
>dont live

>hammer curls
>not even using a hammer

>skullcrushers
>skull is still intact

>Cable curls
>No subscription fee

>squatting
>pay my rent and utilities on time.

Flyes - didn't go anywhere.

What the fuck worst spotters ever. Neither one got the bar stopped even a bit.

>Decline Bench Press
>Actually don't do it

>dumb bells
>how is an inanimate object supposed to be smart

>Deadlift
>Now a Necrophiliac

suicide grip is not about wresting the bar across your palm, it's letting it roll down your wrists. remember it as: down the road, not across the street.

What happened to him? His whole fucking rib cage compressed against his heart for fucks sake.

did he died?

>crippling debt
>still able to walk

He's fine, just took a megadose of creatine and it healed right up

lel

youtube.com/watch?v=rgYDfporX00

>farmer walks
>city boy

>press overhead
>rather use power point

>bench press
>you don't actually press the bench

>Cleans
>Still a dirty human being

>good mornings
>it's 11 o'clock at night

nice

>calf raises
>still short

Kek

>good mornings
>It's actually night

>calf raises
>never nurtured and cared for a bovine infant

> dips
> It's impossible not to be the first one

kek

>flies
>still on the ground

>SS+GOMAD
>still not a minotaur

>farmers walk
>i work IT

>pistol squats
>no firearm involved

>tricep kickback
>use my arms

> Barbell rows
> on land

>Push Day
>Gym door says Pull to open

wow real original faggot

>Biceps curls
>Don't know mathematics

>t-bar row
>canoe wont move