Suicide grip

>being alive
>dont live

>hammer curls
>not even using a hammer

>skullcrushers
>skull is still intact

>Cable curls
>No subscription fee

>squatting
>pay my rent and utilities on time.

Flyes - didn't go anywhere.

What the fuck worst spotters ever. Neither one got the bar stopped even a bit.

>Decline Bench Press
>Actually don't do it

>dumb bells
>how is an inanimate object supposed to be smart

>Deadlift
>Now a Necrophiliac