Well....?

tell her how much you bench

"I have bipolar disorder and I'm on meds that prevent me from being funny"

Be real. They can either appreciate it. If they can't then that is not the one for you.

literally just that.

what the fuck app is this?

and this

And we're off

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Ask her if she has trouble reading, because you just said you can't be funny.

>I said I can't be funny

"Just kidding, I simply don't give a shit about normies like you"

Don't worry if she can't accept that. Eventually they will find out regardless, so why not keep it honest. Good job.

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no?

>shoulders

HAHAHA, nope. She's a fatty

straight up tell her if she wants to fuck, women like men who just get to the point

Why does she have a Coor's light mountain logo?

what app is this?

and also
>"no. now i have a question; are you an archaeologist? because i have a large bone that needs inspecting"

like 250 pounds

Hey get in her pants bro look how easy it is

"Nope. I think I can still be funny just not as funny as I used to be. "

This is what I'm going to say. /fit approved?

audible kek

what the fuck is this? this has literally nothing to do with anything on this board, even this shitty thread.

Fuck no. You just undercut yourself

Sounds fine

How do you expect her to respond to that? Go with something that's actually funny like

bumble

a cucked version of tinder

Showing him the ropes bro

Say to her you are not her entertainer, either accept it or find a fuck boi.

/thread

are you fucking up on purpose?

Bumble

>in need for a big spoon

for a big tub of icecream

Winrar

You fucked up OP - just send her a pic of yo dick - that will make her laugh.

Funny because I also have bipolar and you chose mine

i missed these threads

people used to deliver and some keks were had

New one because the other didn't respond to: "I said I can't be funny"

"The sex we are going to have might not be as conceptual as your teaching."

>so how many cats do you think you will end up owning?

tell her that she looks like your hot cousin

Ask her if she wants to practice the emergency decontamination procedure with you

doing god's work

this

>"want me yo teach you some new tricks? ;) "

Charge your phone.

Ask her if she's every taught Biology or something. When she says no offer to tutor her. Tell her it's mostly practical.

anatomy
ask her if she wants to be tutored on her anatomy

Conceptual Physics?
Im electricity you are magnetism wanna party like its 1855?

And we're off

>lol, i've always wanted to get with a black!

Fuck normies. Everything is like a different type of candy to them.

She looks like some mestizo/asian hybrid anyway.

This girls a couple years older me and looks like she's in a different generation.

Chances are she's out of my league if we met IRL (in real life).

What do I say next?

>i need a time and your digits

tell her that
"you're a couple and looks like you're in a different generation.

Chances are you're out of my league if we met IRL (in real life)"

genuinely that

shouldn't you practice with something more familiar first? like a household shower. and remember you always need a lab buddy ;)

whatever you chose OP do not go with that

She put an ellipsis - she DTF.

Definitely this..

Just ask for her number at this point

She has that born pre-1993 look to her. You know, before males and females were pumped with estrogen and look like weak cuckold faggots like me.

I want to bang her but I don't. She's a lot smarter than a guy who's struggled to pass university. She's out of my league mentally and it feels awkward

Try to get her number in the first 5 messages unless you enjoy wasting time on dating apps. Then set up a date thru text asap. Then stfu and wait for the date and either set up more dates or do actually productive things

it does not matter you fuck

ask for her number even if unwont do anything

if she gives it to you it will give you

autism -5
confidence +2

if she wont your stats wont change

just go with that OP. she looks nice i'm actually proud of you so far.

this and this don't be a faggot OP

She gave me it! I got digits guys!

good work, now share them

Prove it.

Post her digits

good job you soft twat

now, either text her and meet+fuck her
or move on to the next one

She lives 60 miles away. Is it worth texting her?

post your face and/or body OP

I want to see what I have to look like to get it that easy

practice and experience is always worth it

this

text her

meanwhile move on tonthe next one you coitus

"How do you kill a blue elephant?"
"Uh, idk, how?"
"With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill pink elephant?"
"Kill it with a pink elephant gun??"
"No, you kick it in the balls until it turns blue and then kill it with a blue elephant gun."

KEK

i bet you are lonely

OP you dissapointing intercourse

post the next one

kek

This is retarded.

>using bubble
>Power to da women!!!1!

Meats back on the menu boys

I'm not lying I'm actually bipolar

>I said I can't be funny

That was actually funny, though.

Holy fuck dude stop being a pussy. This way of thinking is why you're a beta cuck. You won't succeed in life until you start grabbing what you want.

>shut up, show me those digits

if the other one who is way hotter than this one gave them to you you can treat this one like trash and she will probably do what you say

test yourself

also, charge your phone you pathetic fornication

"I told you I can't be funny.
What I can do is bend you over and fuck you silly with my 9 inch cock"

I take medication that prevents me from lying.

Tbh I got this one from my dad. If you don't find this funny, you have a shit sense of humor. Loosen up user.

You made me laugh with that post. You can do it OP

OP don't send this. You can't be that direct.

OP send this. You have to be direct.

Lol dude she obv didn't want him to be direct. She opened the convo with asking him to tell jokes. You're fucking retarded to think every girl on dating apps/sites just want to hear "I'm gonna fuck in the ass so hard with my 9 inch weener lelele"

listen to im that worked hasnt it?

just trust me you sad cum

is correct

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