Well....?

tell her how much you bench

"I have bipolar disorder and I'm on meds that prevent me from being funny"

Be real. They can either appreciate it. If they can't then that is not the one for you.

literally just that.

what the fuck app is this?

and this

And we're off

...

Ask her if she has trouble reading, because you just said you can't be funny.

>I said I can't be funny

"Just kidding, I simply don't give a shit about normies like you"

Don't worry if she can't accept that. Eventually they will find out regardless, so why not keep it honest. Good job.