>mom says "you've gotten really buff. You should be going out and trying to meet girls.
>she offers to drive me to the bar.
>I have never been to a bar let alone ever drank alcohol.
>I put on my best tank top
>I get dropped off at the bar and immediately I realize that I am under dressed the girls and guys are all wearing dresses/nice shirts.
>mom has already left.
>I stand there and feel really uncomfortable because it's loud and hard to hear because of the music.
>I go to the bar and after waiting for about 10 minuets the bar tender says "hey bud what can I get you?"
>I ask to see a menu
>"um we don't have a menu, just let me know if I can make you something,"he points to the beer levers and says "those are the beers we have on draft."
>I say ok. I'll have a shot of the beer with the red lever.
>the qt next to me bursts out laughing.
>the bar tender looks confused. "What?"
>I repeat myself
>the bar tender says "we don't do shots of beer?"
>I say, make it a whiskey then.
>the bar tender says can I see your ID?
>I explain that I don't have one because I never learned to drive.
>the qts are in stitches.
>the bar tender says, sorry bud, I can't serve you, and you can't be in here.
>I start fighting back tears trying to explain that I am 24. And allowed to drink.
>the bar tender waves over a big guard guy.
>this guy is massive probably 2/3/4/5
>he says ok bud it's time to go.
>tears are rolling down my cheeks now, and everyone around is laughing.
>I get escorted out.
>have to walk 3 miles home.
Wtf Veeky Forums. I try and play by the rules of the normies, but I just get ridiculed. I wanna be chad so badly. It's not fair.
Mom says "you've gotten really buff. You should be going out and trying to meet girls
God I wish this was real
You're going to make it bud, we stumble on this Journey, but we always find the will to stand back up. I believe in you, it couldn't get worse than what I just read it'll only get better from here
Your story was really sweet, user. I liked it. I'm really glad you are trying to get out there, and you definitely learned something for next time. Nobody at that bar will remember you next time, or probably even be there, so try again next week. Get a state ID in the meantime. You're gonna make it.
nigger grow up
i fucking hate manchildren crossposters from r9k
>I explain that I don't have one because I never learned to drive.
No way buddy, even I know you need to show an ID to get alcohol served to you. A driver's license is just one form, for those without your local government will issue another form for voting and stuff.
Thanks guys. Also, is it weird to go into a bar and ask for like lemonade or something without alcohol? It's not that I care if there is alch, or not, I just don't really know the drinks
As a bartender I've had numerous instances where someone forgot their ID and was most likely 21. I still never served these people. Depending on your state and county in Merica, a under cover sting can fine you simply for not checking and validating the ID. I allways felt bad for the people, couldn't even give them a soda or water and ad to ask them to leave. If your story is real OP, just know that the bartender wasn't being a dick, he just didn't want to get fined or loose his job.
I guess that makes sense. It was all the Staceys laughing and repeating "shot of beer"
If it's slow, tell the bartender that your new to drinking, hand over your credit card and tell them that you want to learn. I would make tons of 1/4 size dinks and shots for the people to try and charge very little.