Mom says "you've gotten really buff. You should be going out and trying to meet girls

>TFW YOU REALIZE WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

One of the bars I go to has "tap takeovers" where they designate a row of taps to one brewery but I can tell the bartenders hate naming them off all night so I get a bells two hearted or a stella and drink that while I'm figuring out if there's something else I might want next
Also most places have specials

That's mostly for college girls that can't drink straight liquor so they add all kinds of flavors
95% of average looking people I see in US bars get a cheap beer and house whiskey

t. summer

fuck those r9k bullshit
BACK TO YOUR BOARD YOU FAGGOT

wtf 9/10 bars have a drinks menu.

>>I say ok. I'll have a shot of the beer with the red lever.
>>the qt next to me bursts out laughing.
>>the bar tender looks confused. "What?"
>>I repeat myself
>>the bar tender says "we don't do shots of beer?"
>>I say, make it a whiskey then.
>>the bar tender says can I see your ID?
>>I explain that I don't have one because I never learned to drive.
>>the qts are in stitches.
I would legit think you are just fooling around and would find you funny at this point. The tears part is sad.
Your mom is a woman, don't be mad at her but don't listen to her ever again unless she tells you to do cores, move out or get a job.
Pushing you into a situation like that is just wrong.
Watch some reality show to get a grip on how plebs act, take this with a grain of salt ofc, but you can see what's acceptable and what's not.
Getting helpful chad friends who bully you but won't abandon you or take advantage of you, no matter how pathetic you are helps a lot too (this is how I improved my social skills), but you gotta be lucky for this, very rare.
1st step is go to the grocery store and shop without spilling spaghetti. Do this for a few months.
Also start talking to gym goers, like ask for help with your compound reps, try to get friends.
This all takes patience and training like your muscles do. Patience is golden.
Never NEVER allow yourself to be overwhelmed with a situation. Go out of your comfort zone, but if you start to find yourself spaghetti-ing, don't try to pretend that you are some alpha chad, just shut up and if they keep pestering you, say that you are feeling uncomfortable with the topic at hand and if they are not assholes they'll leave you alone, if they are pushing you, tell them to fuck off.
Otherwise just man up, faggot.

whoa chill whooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>Not taking shots of beer

Have these GDIs never heard of a power hour?

My favorite is crown & coke, if I'm feeling saucy I'll get a screwdriver or a pina colada

>sperglord out to drink for the first time
>sit in a booth
>waitress asks me what I want
>"Wh-whats a s-simple drink -p-p-people get?"
>she looks at me confused
>"Rum and coke?"
>"I'll have that."
>would have ordered literally anything she suggested
>babysitting my rum and coke, looking at my phone pretending to be doing something
>Some drunk woman hobbles over, can barely stand
>"Hey you should buy me a drink"
>"NO!"
>I accidentally shouted it
>drunk woman kept giving me dirty looks all night

Thank the lord you're not a disgusting aspie like I am. What an embarrassing night.