Texting game

What do I say to her lads?
Got this girls number on bumble last night.

The truth is that I went swimming today and procrastinated from doing my homework by browsing Veeky Forums

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thanks for her number bro, Im gonna tell her you made a thread on Veeky Forums about her

Say you went swimming and it was fun. No need to lie or make shit up.

"You texted me back."

Do not say this. "Today my mom finally let me cut my bananas with a blunt butter knife instead of a tablespoon. I won't lie to you, it was pretty exhilarating"

What say

>use Bumble
>pick up college girls who think highly of themselves

depends. she hot?

We can see that you already replied

"no but we can still change that"

>robanesha

Will you fuck a chimp, user?

What kind of name is Robanesha? Are Amerifats this ugly and stupid? Will OP find something interesting to say? Can I get my ass out of bed and make some eggs?

Tell her 'come to my house tomorrow at xpm, we'll hang out and watch a movie.' Give her a concrete date and time, you're already balls deep in there.

Yeah I actually exercised.

Complete ignore her question and ask 'what are you up to'

Alright user you better run over there right now.

I got smacked in the face by a floating turd so you tell me

Say 'I'd prefer seeing a pic of you swimming than the pool'

A noble steed fit for a princess, m'lady

This chick is 30 and a high school science teacher, and I'm a lowly 23 year old college student. What are my chances? She must have fetishes for 5'9 dyels. I do have a 7.5 inch cock but it's not that big...is it?

Thats in the top 5% of dicks

She's thirsty, you idiot

7.5 inches is at least 3 girl sized hands stacked up on your dick.

I'm a high school teacher and 25. I sleep with 20-23 year old college students.

Get some.

go fuck her now before you miss your chance

She wants your dick just dont say anything retarded.

Good luck on that fellow autist.

She lives 60 miles away my dude..