"no but we can still change that"
Texting game
Kevin Hill
John Taylor
>robanesha
Will you fuck a chimp, user?
Colton Clark
What kind of name is Robanesha? Are Amerifats this ugly and stupid? Will OP find something interesting to say? Can I get my ass out of bed and make some eggs?
Aiden Wright
Tell her 'come to my house tomorrow at xpm, we'll hang out and watch a movie.' Give her a concrete date and time, you're already balls deep in there.
Ryder Martin
Yeah I actually exercised.
Cooper Peterson
Complete ignore her question and ask 'what are you up to'
Brayden Thomas
Alright user you better run over there right now.
Matthew Green
I got smacked in the face by a floating turd so you tell me
Wyatt Kelly
Say 'I'd prefer seeing a pic of you swimming than the pool'
Hudson Martinez
A noble steed fit for a princess, m'lady