Texting game

"no but we can still change that"

>robanesha

Will you fuck a chimp, user?

What kind of name is Robanesha? Are Amerifats this ugly and stupid? Will OP find something interesting to say? Can I get my ass out of bed and make some eggs?

Tell her 'come to my house tomorrow at xpm, we'll hang out and watch a movie.' Give her a concrete date and time, you're already balls deep in there.

Yeah I actually exercised.

Complete ignore her question and ask 'what are you up to'

Alright user you better run over there right now.

I got smacked in the face by a floating turd so you tell me

Say 'I'd prefer seeing a pic of you swimming than the pool'

A noble steed fit for a princess, m'lady