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>Walk into gym
Chase Martinez
Caleb Gomez
>Walk into gym
>for the grace for the might of our lord
>FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY
Justin Green
>walk into gym
>racmaninoff's theme on paganini starts playing
Isaiah Garcia
Whoa qboa whoa wtf
whoaaaaaaaaaaaa chilll
whoaaaaaaaaaaa hold on
Nathan Scott
>walk in to gym
>'Cause every time we touch
>I FEEL THE STATIC
Ethan Reyes
>walk in to gym
>YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE IM LIVIN A TEENAGE DREAM
Matthew Rivera
I went to basic training with a dude from China
>China bro is pretty cool, has a good grasp on English but has stereotypical accent
>dumb redneck and spic in platoon are assholes to him, laughing at his accent
>China bro doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit.
>out on field training exercise toward the end of basic, staying in tents
>it starts storming hard, lots of rain and wind, tent is about to fall over
>we all go outside and like rocks around poles to try to keep them up
>China bro picks up a baseball size rock, elbows me in the arm, points at redneck, and grins
>whips the rock and smiles redneck in the side of the head
>fucking smoked him
>China bro starts laughing his ass off "who talk funny now bitch-fuck?! Who laugh now?! HAHAHAHA"
>redneck pissed but doesn't do shit, China bro came out as fucking cray cray that day
No one laughed at China bro the rest of basic. I guess the moral of the story is don't fuck with Chinese people
Nathan Richardson
>WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK
Asher Lopez
>ooo
>eee
>ooo
>ahh ahh
>ting tang
>wallah wallah bing bang
Jordan Lopez
>walk into the gym
>I GOT I GOT I GOT