By Veeky Forums standards, is The Golden One buff?

sandow would beat your ass till you couldn't remember your mother's name for the rest of your life
sick of dyels and egotistical frauds mouthing off

Dark hair, but I get tons of compliments on it.

Condition that shit. Brush it in the shower with a rough (?) brush, not one with tons of bristles. Literally brush the shampoo and conditioner through after lathering and before rinsing.

Also if I leave mine tied up to dry, it stays wet for hours but ends up straight. Leaving it down gets it dry fast but also makes it wavy and kind of messy. My hair is super thick too, so YMMV.

nice bait

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