What do I say?
What do I say?
Olivia from Bolivia
>my name's Barry wtf
if dubs op has to ask her to change his doodooo diaper
DUBS FOR DOODEE DIAPER
DUBS FOR DOODOO DIAPER
"delete this"
hey olivia, do you want me to lick your butthole before i fuck you?
Unironically this
are we gonna fuck or what
don't waste my time hoe
Lookin fo sum fuk?
"Can I eat your shitter like it's an apple fritter?"
hey, you should know something before we talk.
1. i'm only 5'4"tall
2. my penis is really small
3. i have errectile dysfunction
at what time can i pick you up on friday?
Hey Olivia, are you a chicken farmer? Because you sure can raise a cock
olive oil
"y-you too"
i see you like kicking balls, have you ever heard of ballbusting?
Why do theyCall it making eggs like bitch you didn't lay the egg you're COOKING eggs not making the eggs Like boiYouarenotthechicken
hello olivia, i like your look and you obviously like mine. when can we meet each other and have sex?
You: Hey Olivia, what's your favorite color?
Her: [color] [some nonsense]
You: No way, mine is [different color], we have so much in common
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Hello
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUKKKKKK
hey, now we are talking so what are your other 2 wishes?
Good one
I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK
kek
Fuuuark does OP have the balls?
are you into anal?
Man you know don't fucking talk to me, I'm fucking, I'm here to train I'm not here to talk. Ain't got time to listen to your fucking bullshit
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you look exactly like your mom when she was younger. do you have a birthmark left from your vagina too?
damn i wish to b as brave as you
Solid game.
:^)
>olivia stops responding
Women hate leading a conversation. Shittiest way to end a thread
>not "Hey Olivia!"
LOL fucking pussy.
Its fucking over
you lost her already, literally 0 enthusiasm shown
i want to push my tongue up your ass and out your mouth
do you want to see my peepee?
Alpha as fuck
why the fuck are you saying hello you retard
At least try and not sound like a boring cunt
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
i would love to lick your pussy and ass before i shove 8" of hard meat into you
I honestly think this was probably a worse reply than some of the more 'out there' ones suggested
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this
wooaaah
What's cooking good looking?
Did I date your sister?
WINRAR
I mean I don't usually even respond to the ones that start off with "Hi" or "Hey"
olivia i lova ya
do this
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uh oh
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it was what (dubs decide) wrote, you retard.
Maybe I underestimated you, OP..
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nvm I think I'm gay now. Nice talk.
this and then
"you know... i wouldn't say no when someone would suggest a threesome... just sayin"
Now we wait
This gonna get boring real quick if Olivia doesn't reply..
What was her name? Blowlivia?
So close!!! that would have been gold!
OP if you're on bumble you're going to have to try to seem a little more sophisticated (i.e. not just interested in fast easy sex) so do something weird funny unique but keep it respectful. Don't be too boring, like just talk about normie interests. Be genuine. Don't say anything you don't mean, don't send a text that you wouldn't find interesting if you were the recipient
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>this and then
>"you know... i wouldn't say no when someone would suggest a threesome... just sayin"
do it faggot
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ask your mom if she'll let me give you one
Quick, say something clever!
I think ur cute. I know this is random but i think i wanna put a few babies in u ;)
>waste dubs pointing out dubs to op
when did Veeky Forums suddenly become /soc/? why is this thread here
Beat me to it
"I can give you one if you want"
^^DO THIS ANYTHING LESS IS TRASH
Oh lol, do u wanna have sex with me? my benis is bery big :DD
Rolling for this
no sister? that's not good... would you be down for a threesome with your mom then? is your mom hot?
this
Give her your adress and then send her a dick pic, tell her if she doesn't fuck you you're going to rape her
heyo heyo heyoooooo
rip op
WINRAR
Kek
Winrar winrar chicken dinwar
Delete this!
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Is it just me or does her response just piss you off? It's so fucking dead.
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
you must slay if you care to waste opportunities like this thread is gold
HE FUCKING DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
yeah same expected something more, cant wait for this next response if any
just you
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Or maybe he already has a girlfriend and he's just doing this for the lulz