>just started new job >new supervisor is a female >solid 6.5/10, maybe a 7 if I'm drunk >constantly catch her staring at my arms and smiling at me during orientation >seems REALLY friendly with me all the time, looking for reasons to talk to me, putting her hands on my shoulders, shit like that >female coworkers are a bunch of landwhales and 2/10's. >really cool though >have nicknamed me "muscle man" >always catch them staring at the corner of my eyes
Not sure if I should bone the boss lady, but this is the first time I've been mired so much. Also the first time I'm working with 90% females, so that may have something to do with it.
Sucks that none of them have any real potential, but I'm insanely autistic when it comes to talking to attractive girls...so it works out.
Also, mire thread?
Blake Cruz
Recent mires:
> boss' wife > gf's underage sister and cousin > stripper with two mystery meat kids and money troubles > pink-haired radical feminist who says I could "Make her feel like a woman"
I'm getting good miring but from all the worst sources. Targeting is off. Not sure what to do
Asher Cook
I've found that having muscles compensates for social autism. I just get a chest and arm pump, wear a tight shirt, undo the top couple buttons and get mires all night.
Jordan Thomas
7/10 is good but it's the boss and you may have problems at your job if you're not good in bed (according to her).
Recent mire: a very cute 8.5/10. I'm kind of autistic socially but I smiled and said hello, which is a good start.
Nolan Lee
If giant corp, put in a few months time, then sue for sexual harassment.
semisrs
Alexander White
>I've found that having muscles compensates for social autism. You must be new here...
Ayden Turner
Yea dont fuck your boss. That's generally a bad idea.
Angel Wilson
Don't dip your pen in the company ink.
Joshua Rivera
>be married >wife has a younger sister >Sister is extremely high test in all the right places, looks nothing like her parents or siblings >Massive perky titties, fat wobbly heart shaped ass that approaches randalin tier proportions >She flirts with me constantly and wife just laughs it off >Going on a vacation with them soon
HELP E L P
Eli Lewis
>walking the camino de santiago in spain >get mired by some 48 year old woman >start walking with her and sleeping with her every night >apparently we're in love now
Owen Gutierrez
go on date with very beautiful girl we go for drinks, nice cuz i can enjoy a good brew with a nice female the date goes very well, we walk a little bit after the date just to chill together, i walk her back to her car she says : why don't you follow me with your car she drives me to her appartment an other drink at her place before taking the drink i look at her and say : if I drink this i can't drive my car and go sleep at my place she says: sleep here it was always the plan ok after savage fucking just cuddling in bed she says i feel safe in your arms ;) feels great
Cameron Diaz
True, but I don't plan on being here long, and I figure it'd make for a good story to tell.
Matthew Mitchell
Here's your chance for a threesome
Luis Martin
It's possible the wife set the sister up to flirt with you as a test... TREAD CAREFULLY
but i'm also and autist so idk
Logan Kelly
It sounds like the sister is more attractive. If so, a woman would never ask someone she feels is more attractive than her to flirt with her man.
Tyler Martinez
Well it is her sister. I imagine she would trust her a little bit.
Oliver Peterson
>in game stop after gym >sick pump >finally buying BF1 >QT sales person tells me I look like I should be a character in the game (beard+warrior look) >invite her back to my place (roommates out of town) to eat dinner and drink some 40s >says she would love to but had plans already >gives me her number and tells me to call he after the weekend MIRED
>chillin at bus stop messing with figet spinner >qt walking by compliments my arms >says she likes the way they look when I click the spinner /MADE IT
>at work >old Mexican janitor ladies refer to me as "guapo" >out back behind the building hitting my dab rig >old Mexican lady says in broken English "I no tell senior gaupo" Making it has its perks boys.
Liam Parker
>fidget spinner >making it
Nathaniel Cruz
They were calling you gato for the way you arch your back when you DL
Jordan Clark
>two mystery meat kids Lost
Hudson Kelly
Honestly my dude, I only have the fidget spinner in case I need to chuck it at an assholes drivers car >implying I fell for the DL meme, I use machines except for Bis/Tris
Landon Cox
Lol
Charles Martinez
>walk into gym >women check me out through the mirror >even the women who are already with a man are looking at me
I haven't even made it yet, I'm only half-way there.
Christopher Brown
>putting her hands on my shoulders
I don't let women touch my muscles, however hot they may be. Why? Because it feels good to deny them. Fuck women. Part of the reason why I love being muscular is because there's something primal in women that LOVE muscles, and rejecting their attraction to me is my personal way of spiting their gender.
t. unironic misogynist
but here's a couple >buyin beer with friends >have my back to the door >wearing semi-tight jeans >black woman walks in >she says "Dat ass..!" loud enough for me to hear >I turn around to see wtf >she quickly walks off
>chilling at mates house >chick friend comes say hi >she was always feeling me even before I started lifting >"user heyyy" >she has both hands on my bicep >"oh hey" >I humor her >flex violently >she practically moans >mfw
Ian Moore
You should fuck the feminist, I guarantee she will let you choke her and put it in her butt
Zachary Campbell
>>flex violently shit nigga
Ryder Hughes
>tfw i'm stifling laughter in my office so my employees don't find out I browse Veeky Forums all day while they work
Great post user
Cooper Morris
>Wife is Italian. >Her mother's side is Calibrese. >Visiting her Nonna when we first started dating. >Try to make a good impression, and ask the nice old lady about her cat. >She thinks I'm asking what the cat is, no what the cat's name is. >She looks at me deadpan and says very slowly "GAAAAATTTTOOOOOO". >For the next six months I think she's senile. >She thinks I'm retarded. >Doesn't help that everytime I visited I would pet her cat and say "Gato". >Wife knew just how much of a moron I looked like, but kept quiet just to have a laugh. >Nonna would compliment me by squeezing my arm and saying "A Strong Men" in heavily accented broken English. >She thought if she spoke a full sentence I wouldn't understand it because I was retarded. >When we finally cleared up the Gato issue we had a big laugh and she cooked some incredible Rabbit. Honestly miss that woman, I was heartbroken that she died before she could see her granddaughter get married.
Adrian Taylor
I like these mire threads, hope to be apart of one someday.
Jack Morgan
That's awesome.
Jonathan Gomez
Dont bang anybody at work, bang people you don't work with
Aiden Perez
Thanks
I'm going g to have kids soon and I'm sad they won't get to grow up knowing her.
I only got 10 years with one of my nans and one of my pops, and both of them ended up with dementia before I was 6. I really want my kids to be able to have a relationship with their grandparents.
Don't think it will happen on my side because my mum is cold as fuck when it comes to grandkids and my dad is so autistic and emotionless that most people think he's just the "strong silent type". Never once told me he's proud of me, or anything like that.
Father in law is a man child with anger issues, I've nearly decked him a number of times; had to stand between him and my wife/her sisters a few times. Mother in law is a genuinely great person though, so 1/4 ain't bad, right?
Logan Scott
>old Mexican lady says in broken English "I no tell senior gaupo"
Done
Levi Morgan
YFW
James Torres
>gf has friend from out of town visit >she and I have been dating a month or so, so her friend doesnt know we're together >out of towner just heard my gf left her ex about 6 months back >"don't worry honey, he was a fucker. You'll meet someone better" >Gfs other friend chimes in >"girl you should see her new guy" >pulls up my IG >group of six women fawning over me >gf tells them all to chill and that I'm her king and to get their own
Not really a mire but a good feel >ex broke up with her rebound yesterday >immediately texts me asking if I want to fuck >sends three more texts when I don't reply >blocked
I upgraded hard
Christian Turner
I'm starting to get some serious mires at work though.
Ryan Rivera
I love it when this happens
Although sometimes I feelz for the dyel bf. It was me once
Parker Richardson
I'm genuinely thinking of walking that,is it enjoyable? How far are you going/ did you go?
Chase Morales
>immediately texts me asking if I want to fuck >sends three more texts when I don't reply
nice
Ethan Rogers
Yeah thats her job man
Cooper Reyes
>more attractive has a better body maybe
Nolan Hall
>been lifting three years. Never really been mired. >get ALL my clothes tailored. All dress shirts, pants, etc. start getting $20 haircuts instead of buzzing it >women at work start noticing me >whoa when you start working out? >walk by older lady who comes from rich blue blood family in town >"you know, you should be in Jane Austen novel." >"huh?" >you seem to have what women want, just don't open your mouth
I really am an autist. That one actually hurt
Nathan Parker
I always get mired when I wear my waifu tanks
Luis Murphy
And you just took it?
Matthew Clark
The women is nearly 70 years old and just walked away after saying that.
Kevin Foster
>Thinks that those looks are mires
I have some bad news for you user.
Tyler Sullivan
Go for underage. They won't be illegal forever
Jackson Walker
I'm up to 4 girls approaching me at the gym this year so far! It's amazing the looks you get when lower your bf.
Elijah Clark
Means you probably have a good face. I look like dog shit shirtless but I still get mired from QTs
James Walker
I'm tall white and aesthetic, they are bud
Caleb Taylor
hell for most businessmen they're very legal
Wyatt Anderson
...
Evan Russell
>(beard + warrior look)
Neck your self
Jack Reyes
You're an idiot and you haven't made it. You haven't made anything, 'my dude'.
Gavin Torres
Thanks for the kek
Nathan Martin
...
Zachary Edwards
Kek
Caleb Wright
No they're not, you deluded fuckchap.
Oliver Sanders
>mired wew
Asher Thompson
>tfw no mires >tfw nothing to mire >tfw lurk this thread >tfw I'm happy for everyone getting mired You're my inspirations
Easton Mitchell
videotaped dips today to check form
saw this
Luke Garcia
i know this feel
Tyler Murphy
> those delts > "mires" hooo boy
Aiden Smith
So why did you Marry that land whale in the first place?
Logan Garcia
sheeit you look cute
Jacob Perez
this might just be the first time she sees someone do weighted dips we need full video to know for sure
Ian Lopez
My face and gym location are in the video, do not want
She's used the dip station after me before, so at the very least she's seen me do this.
Jaxson Gomez
this if she isnt 300 + pounds
Grayson Kelly
Give her the d man
Kayden Parker
oh well i tried i second this guy you look qt, yes homo
Juan Mitchell
I look way taller in pics from what my tinder dates have told me
Also the belt really slims down the waist. Am a 5'9 dwarf who's slowly getting rid of what's left of his gut
Zachary Edwards
I seem to get a lot of mires at the grocery store lately since my cut is going very well. Under my clothes is still a mess but the rest looks pretty good. Mostly quick glances and smiles from some milfs and the college qts that live nearby. One stood out a lot recently.
>Kinda in a hurry just need to grab 2-3 quick things >Trying to hurry in and out > Walk into entrance right near self-checkout. >See a group of 4 college girls. >3 cuties and 1 short slightly chubby maybe 5/10 >On a mission to get in and out quick but I take time to eye up the 3 cuties. One had a great ass >Look at shorty last and she staring straight at me and see her very obviously raise her eyebrows like she wants to jump me right there in the checkout lane. >keep my stride and walk past kinda dumbfounded. Never had someone so obviously eye fucking the shit out of me like that. >Laughed and got my groceries.
Not as cute as the other girls that were with her but I'll gladly take such an aggressive mire.
Connor Walker
i'm also 5'9 w-we should fugg
Parker Walker
I can't tell if girls are staring at me for being good looking or looking ugly as fuck. Either way, nothing changes so I don't give a fuck.
Aaron Lewis
sry am too busy crushing on her friend
Xavier Baker
Mirin?
Jordan Johnson
Fuck that.
It'll be a crazy fuck and then she'll start carrying a mattress around.
Andrew Ross
I always just assume it's the latter
Lincoln Reyes
boom roasted
Lucas Hall
>image cuts off
David Allen
>more attractive She's fat. user is attracted because, duh, male.
If he was married to the fatass little sister, then he would be on here dreaming about the Veeky Forums older sister.
>My last mire was my wife's boss >Meeting her for first time >She stands next to me (wife was across from us) >The whole time we are talking, she is grabbing my upper arms and delts >MFW my wife's new boss is squeezing my shoulder like a melon while talking to my wife
Landon Clark
>Asukafags
Nathaniel Davis
>Dat ass Somewhat unrelated, but it has started driving me crazy that people are using Internet terms, meme language, Instagram one liners, etc in real life.
"Dat Ass" Derpty-doo. This isn't Veeky Forums, and you aren't a dude, so zip it.
Austin Campbell
That career path is only available to women(female).
Samuel Garcia
I seriously cannot stop laughing at this picture and i don't know why.
Logan Peterson
>working in electronics store >some dude bought small fridge >"let's lift together to my car" he said >I lifted alone and put in his car trunk >"Do you lift user?" >I nod
Male mire is still a mire right?
Gavin Peterson
If you feel your game is tight go ahead, if not better not
Eli Rogers
when you realize internet memes are not created by electrical circuits and internet servers
when you realize they derive from real life
Nolan Harris
bro 5'9 is not that short stop letting Veeky Forums fuck you up lol
Henry Jackson
how big do i have to be to wear this to the gym? bought something similar at hot topic last week
Parker Young
My best friends are 6, 6'2 and 6'5 so mosr of the time I end up looking like a manlet by comparison
Juan Ross
Very big, can be less big if asain as its more discrimanated if you watch anime and your white.
Dylan Jones
>Working at my shitty part time gamestop job >Tired and hungry, just want to get home >This fat neckbeard wades in >Boasts to me about finally buying Battlefield 1 >The game is like almost a year old, must be a poorfag >Creep tries to invite me to his fucking house for a first date >Howtogetraped.pdf >Lie about having plans already >Give him a fake number and insist he must call me when the weekend is over >Go out clubbing on Saturday and go home with an absolute hunk
Pic related is what he looked like
Cameron Cook
don't bang the boss. it will not end well.
Daniel Torres
Bretty chad to pull off wearing an asian female to the gym
Gavin Foster
>not carrying little asian women in your backpack while lifting to work on stabilisers and maximise gains It's like you don't even want to make it
Austin Baker
>working as security guard at a festival with quite tight fitting tshirt on and im 200lbs 6'2 10-12% bf, havent seen noone IRL as big and lean as myself in quite a while >cant let ppl in with their ownn drinks >four milfs come along with their own drinks, one is 6/10 others are like 4/10 at best >tell them i cant let them in >they are ok with that and say they are going to finish the drinks as they are talking to me >all of them start hitting on me >one 4/10 asks from 6/10 if shes beautiful today >6/10 asks me 'what do you think user, does she look good?" >think fuck it and thell them "it depends how good looking do you think I am" >all the milfs start throwing compliments at me >6/10 takes a good look at >"user you are very good looking dude with gorgeus eyes" >just laugh it off >they start asking when does my shift end so they can come drink with me etc and start grabbing my biceps >they eventually leave >later at night when they bass by they are still throwing compliments one of them grabs my delt and says "oogh this is our user right here" >after that later the 6/10 passes by alone >buts her finger on her mouth >pushes it in the mouth as she is passing by and looking me into the eyes >muh dick(two days of nofap too) >takes it out and points at me without saying a word >rock hard
If i get the chance should I bang the 6/10 after tonight shift anons?
Kayden Campbell
...
Samuel Price
>Be me >Going to a concert with my friends in my hometown > We cross the street , a few girls behind us >Hear one of them say "Damn ,that dude has a really nice hair" >"A nice ass too" add another while the rest of them agree >Start manually walking faster I guess lifting does not cure autism
Nicholas Morris
>Start manually walking faster how is this autism? what would be "non-autistic" thing to do in that situation?