It's like you're forgetting why we lift, Veeky Forums?
>be me >making sweet noob gains ~2 months (dbol only cycle - test is for pussies) >visiting dad at hospital >having lunch with dad and his friends (a couple) whom I don't know >talking about food in general >mention how I eat tuna for breakfast every morning >woman of couple: "you must know what you're talking about, look at your arms!"
>mfw
Christian Moore
>feeling good about your body reacting normally to drugs and minimal stress
to each their own but seriously?
James Ortiz
What?
Luke Perez
>cycling dbol his first two months in the gym
dis gon b gud
Luke Barnes
>be me at the beach with tinder girl >chubby but easy pickings for a fuck >"Wow nice arms can I feel them?" >feels arms >"thats so sexy" >mfw recovering skele 4 months into SS and arms are easily my least trained/weakest body part is the meme that women just equate the words "arms" and "abs" to the entire body's muscle?
Levi Bennett
>be me >finish at gym, nice pump going >sunny day >new haircut >visit senpai >cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds >asks if I've been working out >flex arm "you tell me" >"oh my god" >holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day >touches my abs at dinner >"solid"
>mfw
Hunter Bennett
>Using ctrl+c instead of ctrl+f >always get 0 results found
Caleb Harris
>dbol only cycle
Cooper Rivera
Enjoy jail time
Isaiah Green
>taking gear before reaching lmao3pl8 bench as a natty Wew lad, kys yourself if real.
Dominic Wood
>used to be very fit at 9% bf 1.78m 68kg >got a lot of weight during my tour in the army >eventually reached 77kg i feel fat but i get so many more mires? whats going on guys?
Asher Powell
Nice pasta
Gavin Green
You can't see low bodyfat under clothes, but you can see mass.
Daniel Young
This gets posted every month Newfags cant into pasta
Easton Morgan
Thick
Tight
Elijah Jones
>Be me >Been flirting with girl at restaurant I go to for months >Walk in one day, looking at my phone >I look up >She's staring at me, biting her lip hard.
She wasn't bad looking, either.
Sadly she moved to LA to work on her singing career, so I haven't seen her all year.
Leo King
>be me >making sweet noob gains ~2 months (dbol only cycle - test is for pussies) >visiting dad at hospital >having lunch with dad and his friends (a couple) whom I don't know >talking about /fraud/ in general >mention how I pin dbol for breakfast every morning >woman of couple: "you must know what you're talking about, look at your arms!"
>mfw
Caleb Brown
>be at outdoor party with lots of students >make my way to the bathroom to go for a piss >all of a sudden a 6,5 grabs my forearm and starts chatting with me in front of all of her friends >y-you too >added her on facebook but never messaged her
Leo Watson
>at work in grocery srore >standing in front of meat case putting tickets on stock >girl i went to grade school comes and hangs out in front of the case for a few minutes >then quickly comes up and snatches me and snatches some stock off my trolly and power walks away.
I thought it was funny for a few days then i asked mum if she remembered this girl from school and she said she always thought that girld had a crush on me. I told her what happened and she said i should have said hello. It took me that long to realize i fucked up because i really lkked that girl too. That was nearly two weeks ago. I really fucked up
Eli Ross
Newfags fuck off
Eli Morgan
>2 months lifting >put on 10kg >don't look or feel any different >gf thinks otherwise >take progress shot >show gf >gf shows her friends with my knowledge >gf tells me her friends gave positive reactions
Can't tell if she was stroking my ego or not. But feels good.
Dominic Murphy
Arms, shoulders, pecs, abs. The only things women care about.
Xavier Sullivan
>not back >not ass
Isaiah Ortiz
>Oldfag here (46) >Test levels have dropped but I still like working out. Takes FOREVER to fucking recover though. >Figure "Fuck it...my life is halfway through anyway. Let's try some gear." >Start running a Mast/Test Prop/Tren blend >Feel like I'm 21 again and am literally twice as strong as I was before the gear >Getting massaged by my regular therapist who has been massaging me for eight years >She says "Wow...you HAVE been working out. You are making me work for my money this time."
>Feels good, man
Noah Turner
I'm actually 21. How does it feel being old? Is it really very different? Is there a way I can imagine what it feels like right now? How big of a difference does gear make at your age?
Oliver Cruz
>old friends from higschool say I get bigger every time they see me >All my friends girlfriends nag them saying they should be following me to the gym >Family members mock me by doing the invisible watermelon pose when I walk in, but laugh and say I look good >girls at college parties run their hands over my chest, or grab my ass to get my attention
Off topic, but whats a guy gotta do to get prescribed some anavar?
Jaxson Adams
Get AIDS
Jose Lopez
Fuck 46 and still on Veeky Forums I hope I never get to that level
Hunter Miller
Emotionally I feel fine. Same as I did when I was your age. Physically it is harder to get up for activities, definitely takes longer to recover i.e. I am sore for like 5 fucking days after a hard workout. I'm lucky in that I've never tried gear until now and it's like drinking a magic potion. My body is now commensurate with my brain. Feels so nice to have super hard muscles again, strength, and the desire and ability to fuck every day like a teenager. Luckily I still look pretty good for my age.
Here's something a lot of oldfags won't tell you: You are still attracted to the same kinds of chicks you were when you were 18. Well, physically, anyway. Listening to them talk sucks balls but yeah, there's a reason why all these rich older dudes have 20-something gfs. Just because you get older doesn't mean that all of the sudden you find 50 year old broads hot. (Except my wife...she's pretty damn hot for a middle aged woman)
Anthony Perez
lol...fuck you.
It's pretty fascinating sometimes and where else are you going to find new places to look for fuck flicks? I ignore all the meme/weeaboo shit.
Ryan Nelson
TRT or gear from shady russian guy in locker room? Also congrats on the gains dad
Asher Sanchez
Docs don't prescribe Masteron and Trenbolone for TRT do they?
Josiah Smith
Oh, and thanks. Yeah, I've gained 10 pounds of lean muscle.
John Gray
Kek
Jordan King
Mate 10 kg in two months is way to much weight to gain
Jeremiah Parker
How the fuck would your mom know what girls from school have crushes on you? Little momma's boy, eh, telling her about every detail of your life?
Aiden Taylor
>Family members mock me by doing the invisible watermelon pose You are a certified douche, and they are letting you know to stop with your invisible lat bullshit. It's not just a joke. Fucking stop.
Zachary Campbell
>being newfaq >fall into classic /mirin/ meme Lurk more
Dominic Torres
Enjoy your mercury poisoning fag
Joshua Bennett
Fuck off mate. Perhaps my parents were involved in school activities.
Andrew Cruz
lmao haven't seen this pasta in a while
Grayson Richardson
>tfw self mirin after finding all the chads from highschool are all fat/married to fatties Feelsgoodman
Nathan Moore
>people are all moving on with their lives and starting families >im still khv but i got muscles >i lift scrp metal and put it back down >clearly my life is 10x more fufilling
Adrian Ortiz
Nigga would it kill you to be happy for him kek not everyone gets gains on aas. You have to put in work and eat good, which OP is clearly doing.
> OP, how much gyno did you get from your dbol only cycle, noob?
Isaiah Green
classic
Connor Morgan
Mac, plz go
Lucas Scott
depends where you start really. If recovering skelly than I would say that's reasonable.
Joseph Nguyen
>at party >friends girlfriend tells me "you're hair looks really good" >..."and your face, you look more manly" >"what happened to you? i'm so impressed"
walking home at 3 am same night, met an old friend
>damn you've grown a lot, looking big
>tfw 2 months into SS
Thomas Young
>>ctrl-c "mir" Just press 's' you autist
Jose Rodriguez
Gay
Ethan Hernandez
>at gym >doing my thing >gril at calf machine >feel like like my presence has affected her in some way, shrug this off >unambiguously stares right at me and throws a big smile >go back to my workout, even close my eyes as i 'focus' on my reps, don't look in that direction again
Carson Barnes
MY DUDES
is hair tossing a definite "she's into me"? i have never experienced it with someone who i didn't suspect was into me, i'm just wondering if girls just do that
Sebastian Lewis
how will you get milkies any other way
Justin Hill
what does Ss stands for??
Joshua Thomas
>mfw
Parker Garcia
Solidsnake
Jayden Rivera
>he can't tell it's pasta
Matthew Cox
>wear white jeans >new fitted dress shirt >get 8 complements on outfit and "looking nice" from law school classmates >realize all my other clothes are a size too big and look baggy on me now that I started lifting
I don't have money for new clothes Veeky Forums, but if I don't fix my wardrobe I'm missing out on all these sick complements from looking better.
Robert Hill
>caring for a screaming, wallet draining shit/puke machine >stuck in marriage to fat wife who probably drains your wallet more and at best gives pity handiest every other month >fulfilling
Family men are 90% of the time the most miserable folk I know, though I admit the other 10% seem to be incredibly happy.
Gabriel Williams
starting stares
a program designed to get you maximum mires in 3 months time
Anthony Martin
"saarland schutz" routine the /pol/ workout
Josiah Hall
add glutes to that list
Ryder Carter
Super saiyan
Isaiah Cook
fucking hate it when i ctrl f and it says there is a result but i cant see it highlighted because its at the bottom of a fucking shitload of text in the first post that is hidden in the catalog :(
Henry Rivera
>A 6,5 >,
Hey budday, Veeky Forums is America, boi. We use periods 'roundhere.
Dominic Rodriguez
Starting strength
Wyatt Hill
Starting Strength, a book by Riptoe look it up on the Sticky newfriend.
Hunter Ward
LMAO she was being ironic you fucking retarded mong
Matthew Walker
Actually taking test after your test levels start dropping is recommended. Every rick old dude is on it.
Luis Allen
He's cultivating mass.
Thomas Foster
Schutzstaffel
James Richardson
proud of you boi
Angel Collins
sloppy seconds
Elijah Ross
You're on your way to becoming Chad
Brody Brown
semen slurping.
Easton Lewis
beware of the jailbait user, otherwise good for you
John Martinez
Yo fit, am I ottermode yet? Natty from farming, run long distance too
Robert Hughes
rofl
Adrian Butler
Fukc u bicth
Alexander Allen
>10% seem to be incredibly happy. This would be an improvement
Christian Parker
Siaka Stevens, former president of Sierra Leone.
Zachary Morris
Most of it'll be fat, sure, but he'll still look better than he did as an Auschwitz dweller.
Matthew Russell
Oh forgot face, frame, and height.
Eli Lee
Suck sack
Lincoln Williams
>walk past young 8/10 superqt3.14 when she arrives at the gym >she ghosts me like I don't even exists >we do our workouts, peek at her ass whenever possible >when she leaves she says bye
Fuark guys you think we should get married? She was probably impressed by my squat form which is why she spoke to me.
Ian Smith
Schutzstaffel, the secret police/death squads of Nazi Germany. In modern times people talk about SS meaning Scout Sniper, as in the scout sniper training program to get in shape. You aren't supposed to ask what SS stands for and potential recruits who reveal too much are disqualified from joining the organization after their training.
Aaron Cooper
kek
Hunter Cox
What a shit thread Sage
Christopher Nelson
u fuck off
Andrew Peterson
>not taking her hand and putting it on your flexed pec
Parker Rivera
chill man he was declaring a multi dimensional array
William Price
user, Veeky Forums and videogames hahave been the single constant thing in my life since 2005. All the forums I used to go are dead and there is only one left that I frequent. I hate social media sites.
You're here forever user. There is no other place on the internet like anonymous imageboards/forums.
Isaiah Rivera
>Complete stranger said I had big arms a few days ago
It feels as though everyone else is noticing my gains apart from me, I still feel small as fuck. I guess body dysmorphia is real.
Henry Williams
throw out your old clothes and buy second hand ones that fit? looking good in clothes basically means having them fit well
Nolan Perry
What is "invisible watermelon"?
Owen Gomez
>ss >implying his pecs are any better than his arms glutes for the sloots young one
Tyler Torres
>Except my wife...she's pretty damn hot for a middle aged woman D O U B T O U B T
David Young
It's been so, so long. Thank you for posting this pasta again.
Sebastian Mitchell
steam ship
John Hernandez
>get approached by qt at gym >"hey you're almost done with your workout right?" >yes >"I've seen how you looked at me and I think you're cute too, wanna go for a coffee after?" >I was looking at your squat form, you seriously need to fix that. Stop tiptoeing out of the rack, that's legitimately dangerous, spread your knees a little more, and don't hold the bar on your neck >"o-ok thanks, never mind actually"
Fuck lads, I want to die. The one time a girl takes the stress of making the first move away, I have to fuck it up like this. At least she said I was cute r-right