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>started a new gym today
>PureGym in U.K. basically planet fitness without the pizza but it's all I can afford right now
>walking towards the stepmaster because it's my favourite cardio
>short 200+lbs woman beats me to it. Starts the machine and starts stepping
>steps for 5 seconds then suddenly turns around and looks at me with her eyebrows upturned, looks terrified
>"hey I want to get off this machine can you help me"
>social awkwardness kicks in
>I'm sure you can just press the stop button like all the other machines
>"NO THAT WILL TAKE TOO LONG AND IT'S BURNING ME, I'm gonna jump off just be careful"
>
>"Wai-"
>falls off machine
>crushes me in the process
>my fucking elbow is completely fucked up

So Veeky Forums why do you hate people with a surplus of adipose tissue

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Stop being a bitch and tell her no. Even if you have social anxiety its perfectly acceptable to move out of the way when a landmass tries to fall on you.

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> Meanwhile in America...