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Puregym bro checking in

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Why are fat people so self absorbed
>every house needs a ramp for my fat ass, it's the law!

>by law

Seems legit. I'd love to see the US law that says *your* house needs to accomadate their fat asses.

If you own a business, maybe.

Hes a gainer fuckup. Leave him alone. He knows CICO, and practices it for his fetish.

"Is it society that is wrong? Yes. It could never be me!"

4 u /fph/
imgur.com/a/jmGun

I'll never understand how you let it get so bad. I'll never get desensitized to it. Never.

I-is that the Nostalgia Critic?

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That's funny because I was fat throughout my late childhood and teenage years, with a thin year in between when I was about 19 years old.
Started doing karate with 23 and startet weightlifting with 26, am 27 now and I'm looking better every month.

That was one hell of a ride.

they were so right

Fatty genocide soon. I propose only feeding them fiber bars so they will gas themselves to death.

holy shit probably, they look very similar.

Cant tell if that's a child, man, or woman.

>taking a fucking selfie of your hideous inflated stomach
why?

That pic doesn't have the right number of syllables to work

Does this remind anyone else of a Boomer from Left4Dead?

>I'll never get desensitized to it
If anything, coming here has made me notice it more, and I find it more appalling than ever

Your supposed to say the repeated lines 3 times.

Whoever made this turned All About The Bass into some sort of anti-fatty waltz.

Yeah that shit was frustrating to read, I already despise the original, don't need to shit it up more by fucking up the rhythm.
I'd rather just forget it was ever successful.

>works at movie theater
>more specifically register
>one family comes up
>fatass mom and dad, son is normal sized
>mom orders 3 large tubs of popcorn, 3 large drinks, grabs $45 worth of candy
>little boy says "I don't want any candy. My belly hurts"
>mom yells at him, "eat the food I give you! Don't be a brat!"
>disgusting smell erupts from mouth as she shouts
>everyone's staring
>she turns around, panting
>pulls money out of cleavage
>I inform her that I can't take boob money
>goes ballistic, says I'm sexist and setting a bad example for her son
>reply with "unlike you?"
>yells even louder, exclaiming that i shouldn't raise her son and how I'm a horrible example
>people continue staring
>the husband lumbers forward and yells at me for "lecturing his love"
>they demand free food
>I tell them they still need to pay
>son starts crying, and mom begins spanking him
>dad continues yelling about how I'm causing emotional distress, and how I'm racist against whites
>I'm white
>I almost start laughing
>father begins throwing candy boxes at me
>misses, hits popcorn machines and hot dog heaters
>smell of melting and burning cardboard and candy fills room
>unplug heater racks and popcorn machines
>manager walks out, sees the disaster going on
>calls security
>whole family tries to blame me for attacking and threatening them
>multiple people say it wasn't my fault
>family gets dragged out
>son was yelling at his mom for his "badness"

I hope the son is ok. He doesn't deserve that.

You're free to come up with a better edition if you hate it so much

Even if it was done so you could sing it properly I wouldn't like it desu. The song's already about how she likes being a fatty anyway

That's fine user, you can dislike whatever you want

>#probesity

what the actual fuck

"The good of the community must come before the appetite of the individual"

>If you own a business, maybe.
not even. fat people aren't a protected class. There is no building anywhere that *has* to accommodate fat people by law.

Are they still doing cam shows?

probably fake and not that funny but we are low on oc lately so screencap

>things that never happened

Not a lawyer and also totally on your side but Title III of the Americans with Disabilities Act might give them a shot at suing if they are considered so fat that they are disabled.

>PureGym in U.K. basically planet fitness

My puregym lets people do olympic lifts and drop shit from over their heads.

I have no idea, I don't even know who that guy is.

But I fuckin hope they aren't doing any shows, no one needs to see that =/

fair enough. though at that point they're only protected by the law in that they're disabled people who are also fat.

it also still doesn't cover people's homes, so the reddit op is legally in the clear.

Very true. Sorry I had my mind on restaurants and must have translated that over in the thought process. Title III only refers to public accommodations.

I can’t tell if these are some kind of troll but they are the most bullshit I’ve heard in a long time

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Want to read the rest of the article!

I first ran into them on /b/ where they had another girl which is a mini moon. Turns out the girl was the whales cousin. You can tell she was uncomfortable with the whole thing. So /b/ decided to tell the girls parents and all hell broke loose

Every fucking time

>PureGym

>Not being part of the Gym Group masterrace

Pathetic.

can only apply to a business. You can your house as anti-fat as you want.

>he doesn't go local
It's like you ENJOY globalism, user

I see this one a lot and imagine
> finding her attitude cute and attractive
> finding her appearance feminine and attractive

It makes me wonder about who would want to date her? Women like her could still find a man on account of muh roastie, but what kind of man would that look like?

Kek, milo is a massive faggot, but he can be hilarious on occasion

>implying the other stories of fph are real.

At the most a couple of them are, a little embellished though.

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>tfw no fit sperg gf

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may i save that fat wojack?

>be medical assistant for physical therapist
>treat mostly elderly and student athletes
>once in a while a psycho or a fatass comes to the office
>get back from lunch today, boss tells me to set patient up on treatment
>enter the room, hit with a wall of cigarette stink
>behold gigantic mound of fat that was once a human male
>must be 6', 400 lbs with almost all of his fat on his stomach
>boss had to load this guy onto our special pregnancy table to accommodate his massive gut
>try to ask questions about pain level but the lard is testy
>"of course my lower back still hurts, nothing you people do helps"
>gee I wonder why
>"I'm waiting for surgery but my surgeon says he won't operate until I waste more time here"
>there are other reasons he won't operate, fatass
>leave the room as quickly as possible to let the boss man handle it
>go to clean up after the patient stomps his way out
>fucking brown and dark yellow sweat stains all over the exam table paper
>had to bust out the bleach to get rid of the cigarette smell

fuck fat people

Nice job user, keep that shit up.

>the Current Year™
>still not accepting Britbong spelling as truth
It's like you WANT to never make it.

There are rules to have a chair ramp, nothing that says doorways have to be 5 feet wide.

>#shelby is rambling
>#did y'all know my name is shelby or

On occasion yeah

Someone without a sense of dignity or humanity, who was conditioned to give in to others' whining. Maybe. Probably she's just self absorbed so since she finds herself cute therefore everyone finds her cute.

>for the past month, every time I use the massage chairs at the gym there's a 400 lb planet sitting in the other one
>not actually using it, just reclining and using the foot section as a footrest because his legs are too fuckin huge
>always eating candy and crinkling wrappers
>he would be there when I entered, and there when I left, and I was in there a max of ten minutes
>enter for a chair massage tonight, and am elated he's not there
>massage is almost done when I hear someone walk into the room
>it's that fuckin guy
>as expected he's not using the chair, just plops down and starts crinkling his candy wrappers

Not many things as depressing and aggravating as reading these poor people's experience with Fagtots.

Kek, was he outed as a serial killer yet?

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Holy shit

>I don't believe it, all things aside how could he have done those first 2 videos back to back? He must have record them before the lower videos then uploaded the other first 2 after he decided to quit
>Go to his channel
>He's uploaded 40-50 equally heinous videos

Part of me is glad he's going to die and leave such a well documented case study into what he ate to kill himself.

I'm so full of rage today. Here's a threefer for you all

>I take the train into work
>Stairs off the train are divided into sections about 3' wide
>fat dude holding literally half a car full of people while he waddles down

Every day. Every fucking day some landlocked midwestern whale holds everyone up because they just can't resist another burger and fries.

>Walk to work
>Chicago, land of revolving doors
>fat hispanic 5' woman has to be buzzed in through the delivery entrance because she's too fat to move the revolving doors
Also, can anyone tell me why so many fat women use those stupid roller bags? Is it just a subconscious urge to take up even more space?

Holy shit what did he expect from doing all those eating challenges?

2/2

Finally, the cherry to top this day
>gym
>glorious gym
>swimmin' inna pool
>~380 lb man walking in the far lane
>doing a 25 yard length every two minutes or so, barely moving
>whatever, at least he's trying to improve
>~300 pound man with shitty tattoos walks halfway down the fatty's lane
>NeptuneHaveMercy.mp3
>cannonballs into 4'4" lap pool
>dick move, bro
>walks back to stairs (all of 12 yards, for those of us keeping track at home)
>sits
>just sits in the lap pool for 10 minutes, not 8 yards away from the hot tubs
>sits in the LAP POOL for 10 minutes, 25 yards away from the casual float pool
>300 starts chatting up 380, who's now stopped moving
>300 leaves, 380 starts walking again
>but wait, there's more
>fat woman starts walking next to lap pool
>prep myself for the rerun
>sits in chair with magazine
Now these chairs are mostly for parents/guardians of kids who are in swim lessons. They're not really just for chilling, and are kind of out of the way
>380 gets next to her
>Apparently they're whalemates4Lyfe
>380 has stopped moving while they flirt
>He never learned the saiyan lesson:
>pussy kills gains
>380 makes it back to stairs
>players 2&3 have joined the game, about 260 lbs each
>one cannonballs into the pool
>and they're just
>standing
>in
>the
>LAP
>POOL
>talking to each other.
>so now 380 has stopped again and this pod is having a jaw about old football games or something
>feel a rumble in the water
>oh no
>no
>300 has returned
>and once again
>cannonballs
>because of course he does
>jabberjaw for a bit more, before the pod migrates
>the purpose of 380's mate becomes clear
>he can't get out of the pool without her
>she has to help lift him out, takes a full minute for five steps
>he has to hold onto her shoulders for support as she walks them to the family locker room

fucking fatties. Workout or stay at home, but don't sit around the gym to assuage your guilt.

> 22st
> not 21st
> not 22nd

this made it past editors and got printed

22 stone
Not twenty second

>Obsession: The Post

poor lad.

pathletic.

Any house built east of the Mississippi before 1920 won't accommodate ft people. Mine won't even accommodate normal furniture due to the narrow doors.

What am i looking at here

isnt there anybody there to keep them from fucking around in the lap pool

A very good whale cosplay

>Living in Chicago
>Expecting basic human decency

The future. Man is fattening up to return to the sea and machines will run the surface, harvesting man from the sea to use the blubber as fuel.

oh fug

>that file name

soon society will fall apart and we can all go back to killing wild animals and running for miles every day, this not a shitpost this is my dream

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>My life is crashing down
>one week ago
>diabetes and kidney failure
>six days ago
>Pizza hut box challenge 5k calories
>Five fucking days ago
Thank god for natural selection

They're not as great as you think they are.

Go on

Felt cute in this might delete later x

I mean where do I even begin.

First of all she's not technically my gf, but she and I are close enough that I think I get the gist of fit sperg gfs. She's obviously very obsessed with Veeky Forums and maintains a pretty strict diet, counts calories and goes to the gym every few days at the least, which I'm pretty proud of for her, but the mental problems, man. If you really seek a Veeky Forums sperg girl, you're gonna know how to deal with shit like self-harming autism or OCD or daddy issues, if you're lucky maybe even schizophrenia. I can imagine if she was my real gf how much of a toll it would take on me, because right now it's already really hard to deal with. She started crying during sex once, I lost my boner in three seconds.

I still love her and I can't deny she has a great body, though. Hell knowing her she's probably in this thread right now. See you on Friday, ya chocolate weirdo.

>Self harming autism

More on this? Also is she clingly?

all women are spergs as in they have no control, act on whims and emotions and are generally capricious. they cover it up 90% of the time with "teehee im so silly and cute xD". when they dont, you can see them for th disgusting creatures they are. idk how the fuck you can find some bitch yelling about "touching her cunt" in the middle of mcdonalds after eating enough for a small family to be endearing

wrong post

Literally the only unrealistic thing in this comic were all these fat people being able to walk