>started a new gym today >PureGym in U.K. basically planet fitness without the pizza but it's all I can afford right now >walking towards the stepmaster because it's my favourite cardio >short 200+lbs woman beats me to it. Starts the machine and starts stepping >steps for 5 seconds then suddenly turns around and looks at me with her eyebrows upturned, looks terrified >"hey I want to get off this machine can you help me" >social awkwardness kicks in >I'm sure you can just press the stop button like all the other machines >"NO THAT WILL TAKE TOO LONG AND IT'S BURNING ME, I'm gonna jump off just be careful" > >"Wai-" >falls off machine >crushes me in the process >my fucking elbow is completely fucked up
So Veeky Forums why do you hate people with a surplus of adipose tissue
Stop being a bitch and tell her no. Even if you have social anxiety its perfectly acceptable to move out of the way when a landmass tries to fall on you.
I'll never understand how you let it get so bad. I'll never get desensitized to it. Never.
Bentley Roberts
I-is that the Nostalgia Critic?
Joseph Perez
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Robert Phillips
That's funny because I was fat throughout my late childhood and teenage years, with a thin year in between when I was about 19 years old. Started doing karate with 23 and startet weightlifting with 26, am 27 now and I'm looking better every month.
Daniel Ross
That was one hell of a ride.
Jonathan James
they were so right
Jackson Roberts
Fatty genocide soon. I propose only feeding them fiber bars so they will gas themselves to death.
Tyler Ramirez
holy shit probably, they look very similar.
Cant tell if that's a child, man, or woman.
Brayden Miller
>taking a fucking selfie of your hideous inflated stomach why?
Daniel Richardson
That pic doesn't have the right number of syllables to work
Julian Long
Does this remind anyone else of a Boomer from Left4Dead?
Lincoln Foster
>I'll never get desensitized to it If anything, coming here has made me notice it more, and I find it more appalling than ever
Carter Turner
Your supposed to say the repeated lines 3 times.
Whoever made this turned All About The Bass into some sort of anti-fatty waltz.
Christopher Edwards
Yeah that shit was frustrating to read, I already despise the original, don't need to shit it up more by fucking up the rhythm. I'd rather just forget it was ever successful.
Colton Howard
>works at movie theater >more specifically register >one family comes up >fatass mom and dad, son is normal sized >mom orders 3 large tubs of popcorn, 3 large drinks, grabs $45 worth of candy >little boy says "I don't want any candy. My belly hurts" >mom yells at him, "eat the food I give you! Don't be a brat!" >disgusting smell erupts from mouth as she shouts >everyone's staring >she turns around, panting >pulls money out of cleavage >I inform her that I can't take boob money >goes ballistic, says I'm sexist and setting a bad example for her son >reply with "unlike you?" >yells even louder, exclaiming that i shouldn't raise her son and how I'm a horrible example >people continue staring >the husband lumbers forward and yells at me for "lecturing his love" >they demand free food >I tell them they still need to pay >son starts crying, and mom begins spanking him >dad continues yelling about how I'm causing emotional distress, and how I'm racist against whites >I'm white >I almost start laughing >father begins throwing candy boxes at me >misses, hits popcorn machines and hot dog heaters >smell of melting and burning cardboard and candy fills room >unplug heater racks and popcorn machines >manager walks out, sees the disaster going on >calls security >whole family tries to blame me for attacking and threatening them >multiple people say it wasn't my fault >family gets dragged out >son was yelling at his mom for his "badness"
I hope the son is ok. He doesn't deserve that.
Matthew Bell
You're free to come up with a better edition if you hate it so much
Alexander Foster
Even if it was done so you could sing it properly I wouldn't like it desu. The song's already about how she likes being a fatty anyway
Christian Davis
That's fine user, you can dislike whatever you want
William Jones
>#probesity
what the actual fuck
Luis Campbell
"The good of the community must come before the appetite of the individual"
Sebastian Richardson
>If you own a business, maybe. not even. fat people aren't a protected class. There is no building anywhere that *has* to accommodate fat people by law.
Wyatt Young
Are they still doing cam shows?
Oliver Parker
probably fake and not that funny but we are low on oc lately so screencap
Austin Hughes
>things that never happened
Kayden Bailey
Not a lawyer and also totally on your side but Title III of the Americans with Disabilities Act might give them a shot at suing if they are considered so fat that they are disabled.
Hudson Long
>PureGym in U.K. basically planet fitness
My puregym lets people do olympic lifts and drop shit from over their heads.
Ryan Peterson
I have no idea, I don't even know who that guy is.
But I fuckin hope they aren't doing any shows, no one needs to see that =/
Lincoln Cruz
fair enough. though at that point they're only protected by the law in that they're disabled people who are also fat.
it also still doesn't cover people's homes, so the reddit op is legally in the clear.
James Morales
Very true. Sorry I had my mind on restaurants and must have translated that over in the thought process. Title III only refers to public accommodations.
Joshua Scott
I can’t tell if these are some kind of troll but they are the most bullshit I’ve heard in a long time
Jackson Mitchell
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Austin Butler
Want to read the rest of the article!
Sebastian Bailey
I first ran into them on /b/ where they had another girl which is a mini moon. Turns out the girl was the whales cousin. You can tell she was uncomfortable with the whole thing. So /b/ decided to tell the girls parents and all hell broke loose
Liam Rivera
Every fucking time
Grayson Parker
>PureGym
>Not being part of the Gym Group masterrace
Pathetic.
Tyler Diaz
can only apply to a business. You can your house as anti-fat as you want.
Kayden Young
>he doesn't go local It's like you ENJOY globalism, user
Aaron Foster
I see this one a lot and imagine > finding her attitude cute and attractive > finding her appearance feminine and attractive
It makes me wonder about who would want to date her? Women like her could still find a man on account of muh roastie, but what kind of man would that look like?
Austin Green
Kek, milo is a massive faggot, but he can be hilarious on occasion
Ryan Brooks
>implying the other stories of fph are real.
At the most a couple of them are, a little embellished though.
Samuel Sullivan
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Wyatt Brooks
>tfw no fit sperg gf
Michael Lee
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Eli Howard
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Sebastian Watson
may i save that fat wojack?
William Sullivan
>be medical assistant for physical therapist >treat mostly elderly and student athletes >once in a while a psycho or a fatass comes to the office >get back from lunch today, boss tells me to set patient up on treatment >enter the room, hit with a wall of cigarette stink >behold gigantic mound of fat that was once a human male >must be 6', 400 lbs with almost all of his fat on his stomach >boss had to load this guy onto our special pregnancy table to accommodate his massive gut >try to ask questions about pain level but the lard is testy >"of course my lower back still hurts, nothing you people do helps" >gee I wonder why >"I'm waiting for surgery but my surgeon says he won't operate until I waste more time here" >there are other reasons he won't operate, fatass >leave the room as quickly as possible to let the boss man handle it >go to clean up after the patient stomps his way out >fucking brown and dark yellow sweat stains all over the exam table paper >had to bust out the bleach to get rid of the cigarette smell
fuck fat people
Zachary Russell
Nice job user, keep that shit up.
Christopher Ward
>the Current Year™ >still not accepting Britbong spelling as truth It's like you WANT to never make it.
Cooper Walker
There are rules to have a chair ramp, nothing that says doorways have to be 5 feet wide.
Jaxson Scott
>#shelby is rambling >#did y'all know my name is shelby or
Chase Richardson
On occasion yeah
Someone without a sense of dignity or humanity, who was conditioned to give in to others' whining. Maybe. Probably she's just self absorbed so since she finds herself cute therefore everyone finds her cute.
Christopher Allen
>for the past month, every time I use the massage chairs at the gym there's a 400 lb planet sitting in the other one >not actually using it, just reclining and using the foot section as a footrest because his legs are too fuckin huge >always eating candy and crinkling wrappers >he would be there when I entered, and there when I left, and I was in there a max of ten minutes >enter for a chair massage tonight, and am elated he's not there >massage is almost done when I hear someone walk into the room >it's that fuckin guy >as expected he's not using the chair, just plops down and starts crinkling his candy wrappers
Gavin Foster
Not many things as depressing and aggravating as reading these poor people's experience with Fagtots.
Jayden Morgan
Kek, was he outed as a serial killer yet?
Brayden Diaz
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Owen Perez
Holy shit
Colton Hernandez
>I don't believe it, all things aside how could he have done those first 2 videos back to back? He must have record them before the lower videos then uploaded the other first 2 after he decided to quit >Go to his channel >He's uploaded 40-50 equally heinous videos
Part of me is glad he's going to die and leave such a well documented case study into what he ate to kill himself.
Justin Cooper
I'm so full of rage today. Here's a threefer for you all
>I take the train into work >Stairs off the train are divided into sections about 3' wide >fat dude holding literally half a car full of people while he waddles down
Every day. Every fucking day some landlocked midwestern whale holds everyone up because they just can't resist another burger and fries.
>Walk to work >Chicago, land of revolving doors >fat hispanic 5' woman has to be buzzed in through the delivery entrance because she's too fat to move the revolving doors Also, can anyone tell me why so many fat women use those stupid roller bags? Is it just a subconscious urge to take up even more space?
Lucas Cox
Holy shit what did he expect from doing all those eating challenges?
Caleb King
2/2
Finally, the cherry to top this day >gym >glorious gym >swimmin' inna pool >~380 lb man walking in the far lane >doing a 25 yard length every two minutes or so, barely moving >whatever, at least he's trying to improve >~300 pound man with shitty tattoos walks halfway down the fatty's lane >NeptuneHaveMercy.mp3 >cannonballs into 4'4" lap pool >dick move, bro >walks back to stairs (all of 12 yards, for those of us keeping track at home) >sits >just sits in the lap pool for 10 minutes, not 8 yards away from the hot tubs >sits in the LAP POOL for 10 minutes, 25 yards away from the casual float pool >300 starts chatting up 380, who's now stopped moving >300 leaves, 380 starts walking again >but wait, there's more >fat woman starts walking next to lap pool >prep myself for the rerun >sits in chair with magazine Now these chairs are mostly for parents/guardians of kids who are in swim lessons. They're not really just for chilling, and are kind of out of the way >380 gets next to her >Apparently they're whalemates4Lyfe >380 has stopped moving while they flirt >He never learned the saiyan lesson: >pussy kills gains >380 makes it back to stairs >players 2&3 have joined the game, about 260 lbs each >one cannonballs into the pool >and they're just >standing >in >the >LAP >POOL >talking to each other. >so now 380 has stopped again and this pod is having a jaw about old football games or something >feel a rumble in the water >oh no >no >300 has returned >and once again >cannonballs >because of course he does >jabberjaw for a bit more, before the pod migrates >the purpose of 380's mate becomes clear >he can't get out of the pool without her >she has to help lift him out, takes a full minute for five steps >he has to hold onto her shoulders for support as she walks them to the family locker room
fucking fatties. Workout or stay at home, but don't sit around the gym to assuage your guilt.
Dominic Smith
> 22st > not 21st > not 22nd
this made it past editors and got printed
Julian Martin
22 stone Not twenty second
Samuel King
>Obsession: The Post
poor lad.
Oliver Fisher
pathletic.
Mason Rogers
Any house built east of the Mississippi before 1920 won't accommodate ft people. Mine won't even accommodate normal furniture due to the narrow doors.
Jace Howard
What am i looking at here
Hunter Cooper
isnt there anybody there to keep them from fucking around in the lap pool
Carson Collins
A very good whale cosplay
Oliver Fisher
>Living in Chicago >Expecting basic human decency
Isaac Foster
The future. Man is fattening up to return to the sea and machines will run the surface, harvesting man from the sea to use the blubber as fuel.
Jack Thompson
oh fug
Adam Walker
>that file name
Jordan Smith
soon society will fall apart and we can all go back to killing wild animals and running for miles every day, this not a shitpost this is my dream
Adrian Brown
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Jayden Myers
>My life is crashing down >one week ago >diabetes and kidney failure >six days ago >Pizza hut box challenge 5k calories >Five fucking days ago Thank god for natural selection
Parker Lewis
They're not as great as you think they are.
Jose Murphy
Go on
Henry Sanders
Felt cute in this might delete later x
Jordan Ramirez
I mean where do I even begin.
First of all she's not technically my gf, but she and I are close enough that I think I get the gist of fit sperg gfs. She's obviously very obsessed with Veeky Forums and maintains a pretty strict diet, counts calories and goes to the gym every few days at the least, which I'm pretty proud of for her, but the mental problems, man. If you really seek a Veeky Forums sperg girl, you're gonna know how to deal with shit like self-harming autism or OCD or daddy issues, if you're lucky maybe even schizophrenia. I can imagine if she was my real gf how much of a toll it would take on me, because right now it's already really hard to deal with. She started crying during sex once, I lost my boner in three seconds.
I still love her and I can't deny she has a great body, though. Hell knowing her she's probably in this thread right now. See you on Friday, ya chocolate weirdo.
Alexander Morales
>Self harming autism
More on this? Also is she clingly?
Blake Howard
all women are spergs as in they have no control, act on whims and emotions and are generally capricious. they cover it up 90% of the time with "teehee im so silly and cute xD". when they dont, you can see them for th disgusting creatures they are. idk how the fuck you can find some bitch yelling about "touching her cunt" in the middle of mcdonalds after eating enough for a small family to be endearing
Isaac Clark
wrong post
Anthony Torres
Literally the only unrealistic thing in this comic were all these fat people being able to walk