FPH - OC Edition

Oh well, they would have just been commies in the future.

The whole "be me" intro for a story has been a thing since before you knew what a chan was.

some wash their hair in vinegar

>Shollenberger money grabber
Come the fuck on.
Is this satire?

>>Have a shit mom and don't know my dad, so I end up in custody of my grandparents
It would have been quicker to just say "I'm black" and move on with the story, OP.

>What the fuck is up with this newfag shit lately?
>lately
Lurk moar, newfag. The "be me" cancer has been around for years.

>Do people even get told to lurk moar anymore?
One just did.

Neat

>Be me a couple of days ago
>Birthday coming up
>Parents know I'm trying to quit alcohol
>Had problems and it also kills gains
>Fast forward to today
>Fatmom got me nothing but alcohol
Is she doing this on purpose?

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And tell me, why is your American media so quick to point out the LV shooter is white. Like it’s almost synonymously used when describing him... yet you’re not allowed to say if they’re black or Arab etc. You American are utterly fucked, thanks for everything, can’t wait for the Chinese to take over the world.

Useless cunts.