FPH - OC Edition

The one on the right is closer to death my man

God bless your ironic use of smileys friend ; ^3

Just don't drink it fgt

>Be me a couple of days ago
Are you not you anymore? Fucking starting greentext with >be me always makes me skip it cause it's a very newfag thing

Sorry m8, we're the last global empire, after us is the era of globalism (which we will head of course)

I should also add that she's pissed because I didn't want to celebrate with cake.

I'll give it away asap, but it's still a shitty thing to do.

I just realised I missed the part where they asked what I wish for and I specifically said not alcohol, that's why there was a time skip.

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>assault rifle
>implying

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Trying this hard to fit in.
Go back to where you belong redditfag.