Poo thread

I only ever get clean wipes from 3's and less, personally.

>I actually gag from vegetables
is this you
youtu.be/IJGIMd3_LfY?t=123

this has absolutely nothing to do with fitness you foul fucking animal. fuck off.

REMINDER: DO NOT ENGAGE THESE MORONS. SAGE, REPORT AND IGNORE.

the real question is did you need to wipe or not?

ghost poops are the best, only real natty gods can accomplish them

what's bothering you?

did something happen?

tell me friendo im here to listen

t. shitlet

The biggest shit I ever took was when I was doing churchwork when I was like 15 or 16.

>Go to Happyjack, some bumpkin town in AZ for """"mission work"""" aka fucking raking leaves and doing manual labor in the middle of the woods.
>Have weird diet, just local diners and packed lunches (lunchmeat, juiceboxes, etc.)
>Couple days later, at the girls lodge which is way nicer than our
>Have to shit really bad
>Only toilet is being occupied
>I'm dancing just to keep my mind off the pain
>this bitch is taking eons, what the fuck
>finally the door opens
>fly by the crack in the door faster than the flash
>the toilet is fucking overflowing
>this bitch clogged the damn toilet, wasn't even fat
>probably would've just laughed it off if I didn't have a poo nuke lodged in my rectum
>run out of the bathroom and scream at the girl "YOU CLOGGED THE TOILET"
>run all the way to our cabin which is like 5 minutes away
>finally make it
>asshole feels like I'm harboring 2 kilos of cocaine
>itbegins.jpg
>the head starts to turtle out, and the widest part of the body reaches out of my asshole
>it felt like a mix of extreme pain and pure heavenly bliss
>finish after about a minute
>just kinda rest
>try to wipe
>completely dry
>get up to check the load
>it's thicker than a bratwurst, at-least a foot long
>ponder just how long that thing had been resting inside me for
>it goes down in a single flush
>mfw

also that OP goes to a shit university

Type 1 master race

That sounds so good, I wanna experience that too.